Bikers helping bikers?

**Mom** · 18th August 2011, 18:53

Originally Posted by EJK

I learnt to give by recieving from KB community.

Yeah we are a pretty cool bunch of folk really.

Originally Posted by renegade master

bahahahahahahahahhahaha

Dont fucken encourage him, he does not have an off switch

**munster** · 18th August 2011, 19:29

I help anyone anywhere anytime.

I've towed a car off the desert road, I jump started a Harley at the Papakura Autobahn, I've changed wheels for old (and young) ladies, I've towed a van from National Park to Taumaranui, I've given CPR to an elderly gentleman on the side of the road near Katikati, I lent my boots to a hunting mate at Clements Mill Road, lent my bike to a mate & his new Chinese wife, let a mate borrow my Fobco Drill Press for 3 years, pulled umpteen small trucks & cars out of mud & shit & snow, turned over a rolled car on the Welcome Bay back road, found a lost dog, shot a wild cat etc etc

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...post1129441260

My Dad taught me to always have the basics in the car - water, oil, tools, tow rope, torch etc. I thank him to this day, I've always carried it, never had to use it on myself (touch wood). I also keep a smaller similar kit in the bike (saddlebags are great).

**bogan** · 18th August 2011, 19:36

I tend to do organised help with maintenance, rather than roadside stuff. As I'm yet to come across somebody stranded who doesn't look like they have things under control.
Best one was probably helping cowboyz bring his TT250 (iirc) back from the dead, still bloody surprised that thing went at all.

**TIBLE_90** · 18th August 2011, 19:36

Haven't come across any broken down bikers, and have only had a crash (no breakdowns) so I guess I don't have any of these great stories yet.

But it's nice to know you (the motorcycle community) care

. I'll be sure to stop if I see any of you (bikers) in need.

**Zadkiel** · 18th August 2011, 20:21

When I was learning on my GN250 I had a quite low speed off after hitting some oil on a roundabout. A guy came over to ask if I was ok, offered to drop my bike off for me on his trailer, just super helpful. Of course he was a rider himself. I was amazed how helpful he was. Made me feel pretty good about bikers!

**Armi** · 18th August 2011, 20:38

Jaffaonajappa lent me his trailer to pick up my bike. Was a massive help.

**Hitcher** · 18th August 2011, 20:46

Bikers helping other bikers is a matter of time and place and completely dependent on the character of the bikers involved.

At one extreme, I owe my life to other bikers.

At the other extreme, I've had dozens weave their way between me lying on the road with a broken collarbone, assorted bits of dislodged luggage and an ST1300 lying on its side so they wouldn't be too late for the Boxing Day racing at Wanganui.

Some bikers are the salt of the earth. Other are just a pack of self-absorbed prize pricks. Gender makes no difference.

On that basis, bikers are no different from any other group in society. So stop sucking each others' dicks. Please.

**Mom** · 18th August 2011, 20:50

Originally Posted by Hitcher

So stop sucking each others' dicks. Please.

Cant possibly do that Hitcher. I would love to have a blow job, if only to experience the toe curling reaction I have seen so often, I make do with soft caresses and other stuff

**munster** · 18th August 2011, 22:14

Originally Posted by Hitcher

So stop sucking each others' dicks. Please.

I'll be sure to miss you next time then. I don't do it for the blow job.

I do it because when I'm in the same or similar situation, I would hope someone would do it for me too.

And I'm a nice guy, though comments like yours make me wonder why.

**Hitcher** · 18th August 2011, 22:22

Originally Posted by munster

And I'm a nice guy, though comments like yours make me wonder why.

All I'm saying is that I've experienced both ends of the spectrum when it comes to biker attributes and that not all bikers are models of selfless behaviour. It's up to you to decide where you may want to position yourself on that spectrum.

**Berries** · 18th August 2011, 22:49

Originally Posted by Mom

I would love to have a blow job, if only to experience the toe curling reaction I have seen so often.

Bikers helping bikers eh?

**munster** · 18th August 2011, 22:56

Originally Posted by Mom

if only to experience the toe curling reaction I have seen so often

if toe curling is all your after, try keeping your stockings on

**The Pastor** · 18th August 2011, 22:58

Originally Posted by Mom

Cant possibly do that Hitcher. I would love to have a blow job, if only to experience the toe curling reaction I have seen so often, I make do with soft caresses and other stuff

my mind, oh dear god, my mind.......

**BAY CITY MOTORCYCLES** · 19th August 2011, 08:21

Originally Posted by Mom

Cant possibly do that Hitcher. I would love to have a blow job, if only to experience the toe curling reaction I have seen so often, I make do with soft caresses and other stuff

Is that when you've gone up on Mr Maha?