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  1. 22nd August 2011, 18:41 #1
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    Talking An Ode to Millie

    Oh Millie...

    How do I love thee?
    Let me count the ways...

    I love the way you look;
    I love the fact that you are an individual;
    I love the colour you are;
    I love the devil in you, that recognises the devil in me;
    I love the way you are so steady on your feet;
    I love the way you take everything in your stride;
    I love the way you are so forgiving of my mistakes;
    I love the way you negotiate large, unseen by me, deviations in the road surface and don’t shake your head or your arse;
    I love how your tyres stick to the road;
    I love the confidence you build in me;
    I love your nimbleness;
    I love that you are little enough for me to be able to stand astride you;
    I love your fuel economy;
    I love your quick pick up and your even quicker STOP;
    I love how other bikers say how cool you look;
    I love how non-bikers compliment me on your good looks and fabulous colour;
    I love…um, did I mention, I love the way you are so forgiving of my mistakes;
    I love you Millie.
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    I think this expresses the feelings of many of us. I like it!
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    Hmmm... Could easily be an ode to Maha, really...
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    Mom i think you spelt Buell wrong......ITS BUELL not millie....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Hmmm... Could easily be an ode to Maha, really...
    Yeah especially this bit..'so forgiving of my mistakes'...
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    Can totally relate to that,my bike is awesome,and today was a primo day for riding it back,and have to say is fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Oh Millie...

    How do I love thee?
    Let me count the ways...

    I love the way you look;
    I love the fact that you are an individual;
    I love the colour you are;
    I love the devil in you, that recognises the devil in me;
    I love the way you are so steady on your feet;
    I love the way you take everything in your stride;
    I love the way you are so forgiving of my mistakes;
    Up until here Ithought you were talking about Millie Elder
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    that is so sweet......


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Oh Millie...

    How do I love thee?
    Let me count the ways...

    I love the way you look;
    I love the fact that you are an individual;
    I love the colour you are;
    I love the devil in you, that recognises the devil in me;
    I love the way you are so steady on your feet;
    I love the way you take everything in your stride;
    I love the way you are so forgiving of my mistakes;
    I love the way you negotiate large, unseen by me, deviations in the road surface and don’t shake your head or your arse;
    I love how your tyres stick to the road;
    I love the confidence you build in me;
    I love your nimbleness;
    I love that you are little enough for me to be able to stand astride you;
    I love your fuel economy;
    I love your quick pick up and your even quicker STOP;
    I love how other bikers say how cool you look;
    I love how non-bikers compliment me on your good looks and fabulous colour;
    I love…um, did I mention, I love the way you are so forgiving of my mistakes;
    I love you Millie.
    How do I love thee?
    Let me count the ways...

    I love the way you look; WELL, ASSUMING YOU LOOK AT ALL
    I love the fact that you are an individual; NEVER SEEN ANOTHER LIKE THAT
    I love the colour you are; YUP
    I love the devil in you, that recognises the devil in me; AND THERE A FAIR BIT OF THAT
    I love the way you are so steady on your feet; AH, WELL,,,
    I love the way you take everything in your stride; SORTA..
    I love the way you are so forgiving of my mistakes; AS-IF!!
    I love the way you negotiate large, unseen by me, deviations in the road surface and don’t shake your head or your arse;BUT FRICKEN NEAR BIFF ME ANYWAY.
    I love how your tyres stick to the road; ESPECIALLY WHEN THE SMOKE COMES OFF THEM.
    I love the confidence you build in me; HMMMM...
    I love your nimbleness; GAH, WHAT?
    I love that you are little enough for me to be able to stand astride you; LITTLE? WHATEVER
    I love your fuel economy; HMMM, OK.
    I love your quick pick up and your even quicker STOP; WELL, SORT OF AVERAGE IN FACT.
    I love how other bikers say how cool you look; DAMN TOOTIN' RIGHT!
    I love how non-bikers compliment me on your good looks and fabulous colour; TRUE
    I love…um, did I mention, I love the way you are so forgiving of my mistakes; WELL OK, I WISH YOU WERE.
    I love you Millie. ACTUALLLY ITS NAME IS TEQUILLA SUNRISE.
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  11. 23rd August 2011, 01:51 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    I have had a little tipple tonight Mom, I'm so uncoherent but please tell me you didn't stack the millie?
    Hey, don't think you've got a monopoly on THAT kind of brhaviour!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Hey, don't think you've got a monopoly on THAT kind of brhaviour!!!
    Spelling scummy please!
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    Spelling scummy please!
    Ya noticed that eh?

    It was a typo - but I thought I'd leave it in to see if I got a comment from anybody!
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    Spelling scummy please!
    Ahhh,,, you mean like INcoherent...?
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