Big Rave about Neighbours!!!

**WINJA** · 12th July 2005, 19:16

OH WOW I GOT THE ANSWER ,YOU PUT A 4 SALE SIGN UP AND ILL GET MY DODGY MATE TO PULL UP IN HIS SHITTY OLD UTE , HES GOT A TATTOED FACE AND HAS LOTS OF SCUMMY MATES THAT CAN COME, THEY CAN GO NEXT DOOR
AND TELL THE NEIGHBOURS THEY WANT TO BUY THE HOUSE AND JUST MAKING SURE EVERYONE IS COOL WITH LATE NIGHT PARTYS AND THEIR INVITED JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER NEIGHBOURS , CHUUUR BRO YOU GOT SKY , THEYD SURELY WANT YOU TO STAY

**Aitch** · 12th July 2005, 21:21

some good looking fellow on a GS1200 could charm the old biddy up the back and get her to withdraw her petty little threat

**Jackrat** · 12th July 2005, 21:30

Hey here's a novel idea.
Why don't you get a dirt box an lock your cats in at night ?

Nah,forget that aye,common sence an all, way to hard.

**hXc** · 12th July 2005, 21:37

Originally Posted by jaybee180

Other than that they can harrass the next owner coz my life is just tooo short for this kinda stuff.

What do you mean life is too short??? It's the longest thing you ever fucking do!!!

**speedpro** · 12th July 2005, 21:38

Originally Posted by Jackrat

Hey here's a novel idea.
Why don't you get a dirt box an lock your cats in at night ?

Nah,forget that aye,common sence an all, way to hard.

Yeah, taking responsibility for stuff you are responsible for. ppfffft, it'll never catch on.

**speedpro** · 12th July 2005, 21:40

I get the feeling this is a bit like when a mate gets divorced - you only hear one side of the story and even then the picture is only seen through one eye.

**jaybee180** · 12th July 2005, 23:10

Originally Posted by Jackrat

Hey here's a novel idea.
Why don't you get a dirt box an lock your cats in at night ?

Nah,forget that aye,common sence an all, way to hard.

Funnily enough guys they are locked in at night and do have a dirt box which I regularly have to clean out!!! But pretty sure I mentioned that in the original posting.

As to being one sided - ABSOLUTELY. There is no other side to this other than being totally unreasonable - but that's probably outside your realm too!

**jaybee180** · 12th July 2005, 23:11

Originally Posted by Aitch

some good looking fellow on a GS1200 could charm the old biddy up the back and get her to withdraw her petty little threat

Good idea - do you know any?

**Pixie** · 13th July 2005, 00:55

Originally Posted by jaybee180

PS. No problem with bringing the dogs around. As I was an owner of a Rottweiller until recently - dog shit is something that I dealt with every day. There's far bigger things to worry about!

Yeah,i know what you are saying,....like elephant shit!

**Ixion** · 13th July 2005, 01:20

Originally Posted by Pixie

Yeah,i know what you are saying,....like elephant shit!

Hippopotamus shit is worse

**inlinefour** · 13th July 2005, 02:07

There is only one old bugger with a problem here. Why make it your own problem also? I'd tell him that he needs to educate himself on the bylaws regarding cats as set out by yor local council. Also I get the impression that he is trying to manipulate the lease agreement to suit himself. Really the only problem is one within his head. I have a couple of cats with my misses and I'd be taking it very serious any threat to kill them. This is merely taking the law into one's own hands. I wonder what the Police would say, I know they get involved in other animal cruelty. Remeber, there is allways one Ahole in the community and its more a matter of managing them. I've got one in the neighbourhood. Until I took exception to their behaviours, they did what they wanted. Once I made something out of it, yea the threats flowed. I just said, go for it as you don't really have a leg to stand on. It helped that I was able to tell them a couple of laws to their face. Stopped them right in their tracks. Their last threat was to call the Police. Allways call their bluff and say yea good idea. The Police are not idiots and are really good at summing things up correctly. Finally, I get the impression that you might be feeling intimidated by whats going on. Don't as you have no reason to be. Also, don't take anyone up on their offers of intimidation. Hopefully they are all tounge in cheek, but it will never help your cause to upset the old fart and give him something to really be upset about. Stick to your guns as you have done nothing wrong, nor have your cats.

**crashe** · 13th July 2005, 10:37

The old fella, doesnt even live in your block of units/houses....

So what the hell is it to do with him.... NOTHING.
Tell him to piss off.

I sure hope that you didnt let the real estate agents on your land..
Hit them with a TRESPASS ORDER.
They have no right what so ever to step on your property with out you asking them to.

Do NOT sell up because of this old man.
He can not dicate to you.

What about inviting your immediate neighbours in for a cuppa to discuss this we pooie problem... Only those that live in the cross-lease units/houses.
If the old fella comes. Say to him "Sorry but you are not my immediate neighbour and you were NOT invited. Goodbye".

Ask your neighbours to not pat your cats when they come onto their section, as that is encouraging them to go over there to shit... the cats thinks the section is part of its home... so the poor wee things are so confused.
Give each neighbour a water pistol to fire at will so the cat wont go onto their place.

The old fella can't carry on like he owns your property, dictating about dirt on the driveway and your cat shitting in the neighbours section.

So when is this party????

**Badcat** · 13th July 2005, 10:44

Originally Posted by Aitch

some good looking fellow on a GS1200 could charm the old biddy up the back and get her to withdraw her petty little threat

sorry - not sure my wife would approve.

**ManDownUnder** · 13th July 2005, 10:56

If you're away on holiday... fertilise your garden just before you go... a couple of bags of chook poo is the stuff... put it in and turn the garden over... leave it to soak...

the pong over the upcoming days will be fun (hopefully gone before you get back - if not... you just got yourself... DOH!)

MDU