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  1. #16
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    ride it like ya stole it
    ***** POLITICIANS *****
    People Of Little Integrity Thieving Innocent Citizens Incomes And Need Shooting

    *******KASPA*******
    Knavery Artificial Spurious Pretentious Arseholes

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    I reckon I can take that corner a bit fasBANG!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    "It became know as the widowmaker".

    I f*****g hate that one. As far as I can see, there's about 1.5 trillion vehicles that became known as the widowmaker.

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    Chrome won't get ya home
    "If you haven't grown up by the time you turn 50, you don't have to!"

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    "Red hair and black leather, my favorite colour scheme"

    From Vincent black lightning 1952...

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    I went flying in to the corner and before I knew it, I'd run outta talent
    "If you haven't grown up by the time you turn 50, you don't have to!"

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    "And now my friend, the first-a rule of Italian driving... What's-a behind me is not important."

    Oops wrong set of wheels


    If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.

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    He who thinks life is a race usually wins.
    Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow aren’t just the 4 cycles of an engine

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    Bullshit

    A T-Shirt I had printed...(Thanks to DMNTD)

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    ' I had to lay it down ' A derivative of the Latin phrase ' I fell off '.

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    "your nipples look like roofing nails"

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    When Ito was the first 500cc racer to go over 200mph in a race and was asked

    "What does it feel like to go 200mph???"

    His answer was classic.

    "Much like going 199!!"

    Who said the Japanese don't have a sense of humour...

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    It wasn't my fault.

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    Objects in mirror are losing.

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    The older I get, the faster I was......
    I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....

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