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  1. 26th September 2011, 14:47 #31
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    Click image for larger version.  Name: perspective.jpg  Views: 98  Size: 49.1 KB  ID: 247454Thought these were entertaining.
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    "Today I learned that a Gladius was a short sword used by the Roman Legion

    I thought it might have been Latin for vagina, or something...... "


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vacquer0 View Post
    Click image for larger version.  Name: perspective.jpg  Views: 98  Size: 49.1 KB  ID: 247454Thought these were entertaining.
    I have a copy of the perspective poster on the wall of my shop...
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  3. 26th September 2011, 15:06 #33
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    "Today I learned that a Gladius was a short sword used by the Roman Legion

    I thought it might have been Latin for vagina, or something...... "


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  4. 26th September 2011, 15:13 #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Searancke View Post
    If loud pipes save lives imagine what learning how to ride it could do.
    That is funny!

    "Stupid Hurts"

    Applies to many things, not just riding.
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  5. 26th September 2011, 15:28 #35
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  7. 26th September 2011, 18:08 #37
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    from Song of the Sausage Creature

    I still feel a shudder in my spine everytime I see a Vincent Black Shadow,or when I walk into a public restroom and hear crippled men whispering about the terrifying Kawasaki triple......Hunter S Thompson.
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  8. 26th September 2011, 19:14 #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    I reckon I can take that corner a bit fasBANG!
    No, that quote belongs in then 'Famous Last Words' thread which hasn't been started yet. That quote ranks up there with, "It's Ok, he has to give way to me"
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