Great Biking Quotes

**onearmedbandit** · 27th September 2011, 00:33

"No, I have absolutely no idea how fast I was going"

"My brother/uncle/mate/dad used to ride, he had a ninja, nothing could touch it"

"Ah it's the tyres, sliding everywhere, I had to back off"

And now for an American one...

"Got myself a 'busa the other day, sure it's my first bike but my buddy says he'll show me how to ride it. He's been riding for a year now on a gixxer 600 and has only crashed 3 times"

And the one I dislike the most,

"Oh you ride motorcycles, we call you guys temporary NZ'ers"

to which I reply,

"I think you'll find we're all temporary NZ'ers..."

**tigertim20** · 27th September 2011, 03:58

when the rear lifts, let go of the brake...

Non biker: motorcycles are dangerous
Me: Not as fuckin dangerous as thinking I give a fuck what YOU think

**quattro** · 27th September 2011, 04:22

"One careful lady owner. The rest were f****** idiots"

**EJK** · 27th September 2011, 04:53

Low kms, first to see will buy

**willytheekid** · 27th September 2011, 07:49

...we prefer to call it "character"...thank you very much!

**5150** · 27th September 2011, 08:04

Officer: Who do you think you are? Kevin Schwantz?
Me: No, I'm Mick Doohan

or:

Officer: I was sitting here waiting for you all day..
Biker: I know, I got here as fast as I could

**nodrog:Me** · 27th September 2011, 08:15

Originally Posted by quattro

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**racefactory** · 27th September 2011, 08:16

Full throttle 'till you see god, then brake.

Low km's, never raced or trashed.

**Swoop** · 27th September 2011, 08:32

Tootle the horn trumpet him melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage tootle with vigor and express by word of mouth “Hi! Hi!”

Do not explosion the exhaust box at him. Go soothingly by, or stop by the roadside till he pass away.

Go soothingly on the grease mud as there lurk the skid devil.

**Flip** · 27th September 2011, 09:32

Ground, sky, ground, sky, ground, sky, ambulance, pain, pain, pain.

**EJK** · 27th September 2011, 13:03

"Sorry mate I didn't see you!"

Oops, wrong set of wheels again

**george formby** · 27th September 2011, 13:14

"You must ALWAYS be able to stop in the distance that you can see to be clear."

Officer Dibble quoted that to me when I was a yoof.

Rossi on tyres.. Something round & black on the back, something you love on the front.