Great Biking Quotes

[Crasherfromwayback]

My mate is a mechanic and he said...

[Usarka]

They aren't even upside down forks!

[Big Dave]

That'll buff right out.

[Road kill]

Nah mate,,they all do that.

British is best "stuff the rest!'',,,true dat

I'd rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner,,,

[Old Steve]

"Which way does the track go and how much do you pay for the fastest lap?"

Actually, that was Crosby and he said, "Which way does the track go and what's the lap record?"

As an older rider, my favourite is:

ADVENTURE BEFORE DEMENTIA

[KoroJ]

IanF (who usually completes the Grand Challenges an hour or so before anyone else gets in) asking on the Mini's Return,

"Which is the most scenic route?"

[warewolf]

see god, then back off

Don't wait until you see doG, wait until you see Elvis!

[fuknKIWI]

kiwibiker sucks...fuknKIWI

[fuknKIWI]

he who hesitates.....

MASTURBATES

[Big Dave]

MASTURBATES

'Why oh why, do we not have sensible, knowledgable reviewers of bikes in the UK? much appreciated.' - BD Yoochoobe.

[eelracing]

Colin Edwards on being asked to describe what its like to ride the Aprilia MotoGP bike..."You take a bull,you cut off it's balls,you dangle them in front of it's face,then you climb on it's back."

[Oscar]

Actually, that was Crosby and he said, "Which way does the track go and what's the lap record?"

Actually it was Laurie Love who said it like that.

[Oscar]

"Hold my beer and watch this..."

[jellywrestler]

Actually it was Laurie Love who said it like that.

and Howard Gregory, and...

[baptist]

ATGATT...