Ahhhh Shit! I've crashed, in shit?

[merv]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/5690...ts-messy-slide

Its a bit of a poo of a story and includes a girl with a rack talking to the guy who had a crappy morning.

[CaSket]

Ive almost crashed cause of cow 'crap' in the middle of the road. Came across it unexpected and went ALOT sideways Tweeked the throttle and managed to correct, Unfortunately my mate who was following managed to get it splattered all over his helmet and jacket as it came off the rear wheel. Needless to say he wasn't happy.

I was cracking up like crazy thoe

[5150]

I bet he never smelt that one commin'

[Rocket]

that reporter has a mean as rack!

[ellipsis]

....the most dangerous shit on the planet falls from peoples mouths...but i hear horse shit is a tetanus risk...just noticed tetanus has a has an anal link...interesting shit this..