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    And now for something really scarey - and stupid

    July 3, 2005: Forget Cameras -- a High-Tech Device will Cut Drivers’ Speed by Satellite

    It is the ultimate back seat driver. Motorists face having their cars fitted with a “spy” device that prevents speeding.

    The satellite-based system will monitor the speed limit and apply the brakes or cut out the accelerator if a driver tries to exceed it. A government-funded trial has concluded that the scheme promotes safer driving.

    Drivers in London could be among the first to have the “speed spy” devices fitted. They would be offered a discount on the congestion charge if they use the system.

    The move follows a six-month trial in Leeds using 20 modified Skoda Fabias, which found that volunteer drivers paid more attention as well to keeping to the speed limit. More than 1,000 lives a year could be saved if the system was fitted to all Britain’s cars, say academics at Leeds University, who ran the trial on behalf of the Department for Transport (DfT).

    It is part of a two-year research project into “Intelligent Speed Adaptation” (ISA), which the department is funding at a cost of £2m. Results of the initial trial will be presented to ministers this week....

    Source is HERE

    Line forms on the left guys. I'm sure that bureaucrats and satellites will do a far better job of vehicle control than the actual driver!
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    Sorry mate, already been posted here, I THINK. Otherwise it was on another forum.

    Fake Edit: Yeah, it was on another forum. Or was it?

    Triple Corpse Editblow: I have no idea, I hate the idea of govermentals watching... :rant:

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    Shouldn't this be in the Jokes section?? OMIGOD!
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Somebody should tell bernie ecelsteen (How ever you spell his surname) he can control F1 cars a bit better then.

    Scallectrix with real cars COOOOOOOOL
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    The day they do that, is the day I begin a normal life.


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    Will it cut your speed in the middle of overtaking?
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    The line forming you talk about... what for? A rodgering with a big state sponsored dildo? F***ing nanny state plonkers. Just make the drivers competent to use the machinery, don't dumb the machinery down to the lowest common denominator and make the rest of us pay. Bastards.

    Hopefully someone will provide a device that circumvents it for those willing to kill by exceeding the posted speed limit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Shouldn't this be in the Jokes section?? OMIGOD!
    I thought it was a spoof at first. Then I checked the original source and decided it wasn't. The Times has no sense of humour.

    And I don't imagine that the satellite would be smart enough to avoid shutting you down mid corner. Or in the middle of a emergency situation.

    Scarey stuff.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
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    Quote Originally Posted by madboy
    Hopefully someone will provide a device that circumvents it for those willing to kill by exceeding the posted speed limit.
    I'm sure we'll figure out a way to remove them and then put them back in for WOF if they ever bring them out here in NZ... and if so I'll be in the front of the protest line
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    Now why would they do that? All that nice speeding revenue they'd be loosing out on. Much better that they just monitor the speed remotely as described, and post out a ticket. Or just direct debit your bank account, or deduct from your wages at source.
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    Get a grip people. This seems to be a proposal by a group of academics. Anyway can you see any NZ government agreeing to pay for that sort of technology?

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    I think, everyone should get into racing or fast road riding on the open rural areas with not many other people around, as unrealistic as that sounds. If you don't have the urge to race or ride fast on the open roads then you shouldn't have any worries sticking with the speed limit most of the time anyway. I used to be a lost fool speeding around town going 80, 90 , 100 on 50 K areas and shit.

    However, once you start going into turns at 200kmph (Jennean at Puke ammong other turns on the open roads) and start clocking late model big bore performance bikes, speeding in 50kmph area or motorways going through busy urban areas seems so pointless.

    These days I really go at about 55-60kmph on a 50 zone or 100-110kmph on a busy 100 K zone and laugh at people who pass me while they think they are cool "going fast". I think to myself "Yea plonker go ahead, you are REAL cool going soo fast at 90 kmph on a residential area or going 140kmph in the inner city motorways. You must be having the buzz of your life eh?!"

    From time to time I do speed sometimes myself on the motorway as I am not perfect. That's only for genuine reasons like being late to go on a date or work or KB ride etc etc but I still try my best...

    So I reckon if every one reached their personal extream limits of speed, there would be less people who speed for stupid reasons. Not to mention the fact that everyone would have far supirior vehicle control skills so everyone would be a LOT safer.

    Though that would be my ideal world, it is not very realistic. So, as you were people...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Motoracer
    I think, everyone should get into racing or fast road riding on the open rural areas with not many other people around, as unrealistic as that sounds. If you don't have the urge to race or ride fast on the open roads then you shouldn't have any worries sticking with the speed limit most of the time anyway. I used to be a lost fool speeding around town going 80, 90 , 100 on 50 K areas and shit.

    However, once you start going into turns at 200kmph (Jennean at Puke ammong other turns on the open roads) and start clocking late model big bore performance bikes, speeding in 50kmph area or motorways going through busy urban areas seems so pointless.

    These days I really go at about 55-60kmph on a 50 zone or 100-110kmph on a busy 100 K zone and laugh at people who pass me while they think they are cool "going fast". I think to myself "Yea plonker go ahead, you are REAL cool going soo fast at 90 kmph on a residential area or going 140kmph in the inner city motorways. You must be having the buzz of your life eh?!"

    From time to time I do speed sometimes myself on the motorway as I am not perfect. That's only for genuine reasons like being late to go on a date or work or KB ride etc etc but I still try my best...

    So I reckon if every one reached their personal extream limits of speed, there would be less people who speed for stupid reasons. Not to mention the fact that everyone would have far supirior vehicle control skills so everyone would be a LOT safer.

    Though that would be my ideal world, it is not very realistic. So, as you were people...
    Good call MR, thats why I got a race bike, get my adrenalin rush on the track, on the road Im a slow cautious rider braced and prepared for every obstacle particulary roads such as 22
    Ive run out of fucks to give

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pwalo
    Get a grip people. This seems to be a proposal by a group of academics. Anyway can you see any NZ government agreeing to pay for that sort of technology?
    No, they make you pay.
    As for dumbing down machinery, has anyone one seen the alphabet of acronyms for all the stability control devices on modern cages. DSR, ASR, DSC, GaG, etc.
    All to keep fat, incompetent Germans and Murkins from wrapping their cars around immovable objects.
    The friggin' things even brake for you.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pete376403
    Now why would they do that? All that nice speeding revenue they'd be loosing out on. Much better that they just monitor the speed remotely as described, and post out a ticket. Or just direct debit your bank account, or deduct from your wages at source.
    No reason they couldn't do both ? Detect you're speeding , whop you with a fine, and forcibly slow you down.

    Personally, agree with Mr Motoracer. After all , 90kph (in a 50 zone) - whoo hoo - what a thrill . What's the point (apart from speeding up to move into a gap, avoiding idiots etc).

    And on motorways etc, well the difference between 110 and 120 is "so what". Other than desparately trying to make a deadline or something, it's not worth the risk of a ticket.

    A nice back country road, with the motor buzzing nicely , and a decent speed on the clock - that's another matter. But built up areas, motorways, I can't be bothered - it seems so squidish - "hey man , I'm da schnitz - lookit me I'm doing 140kph ! Wow! "

    'Course, being a Nana, I'm more concerned about how I'm going to increase my cruising speed to avoid bening caught by this 40kph mimimum speed limit.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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