Oil Spot on Quasi"s Drive

**Pwalo** · 13th July 2005, 16:01

All right no one's said it yet. Who parked the Harley in your drive way?

**crashe** · 13th July 2005, 16:16

Right having read all the above posts...
I feel I need to inform you all that I have been in touch with my lawyers..
Note I said lawyers....

They are aware of the oil slick and one said piece of gravel and are going to send you a letter to inform you that you must move out.

They have also arranged that 10 (ten) real estate agents are coming to your place to give you notice and organise a "For Sale" party.

Should there be any trees on the site they must be all cut down so that no cats can climb them.

They want all dirt tyre marks to be thoroughly washed and brushed away ASAP.

BTW Quasi thanks for the warning....

**Velox** · 13th July 2005, 16:29

Tut tut tut - bet you didn't get a resource consent to have that on your property! The impacts of an oil spill of that magnitude aren't even worth thinking about. Ecosystems down, human health affected, small children running away in terror....
I think Deano will have to come and pay you a visit.

**White trash** · 13th July 2005, 16:35

Well I've been informed that only a bunch of queer cunts ever go to your place Quaz, so I'm not too concerned with the dangers it presents to me.

A proper rider could spot it a mile away in any case so why don't ya fug off and try and save the dolphins or something ya fuggin treehugingdogooderhippywomble.

**Flyingpony** · 13th July 2005, 17:14

We should ring the city council and ask for their road sweeper truck to clean the driveway of lose objects like stones. A broom might be too weak.

Regards the oil, you might have struck an underground oil field $$$

[Okay, that's enough Flyingpony

, as you were ]

**zeRax** · 13th July 2005, 17:43

hhaheheeehehahahahehe

heh.

**Zapf** · 13th July 2005, 20:57

must have came from the mailman's van....

**scumdog** · 13th July 2005, 21:39

Alright!! N.Z.s fuel problems are OVER!!

Get it refined to at least 98 octane and sell barrels of it to KBers at no more than 70 cents a litre, the rest of the public can pay 1$!!!!

What a stroke of luck!!!

**T.I.E** · 13th July 2005, 21:55

cheaper gas excellent. is there a discount on KB membes?
but how ever the gravel would still create a problem. but you could use it to cap the oil well it has created.

but what ever you do don't let aunty Helen know.
or she may put a Tax on it.

**Zed** · 13th July 2005, 22:15

Originally Posted by Quasievil

Oh MY GOD there is a peice of gravel on my driveway as well, I might have to ask you all to park on the road until I can get it removed...

Aha! There we have the real reason revealed for starting this thread to begin with! You're absolutely gutted with the dribble of oil spilled on your precious new driveway and from now on you want every man and his dog to park on the roadside...fair enuf too Quasi!!

**Zapf** · 13th July 2005, 22:57

how about we cover the oil with some tire rubber for u? should stop any one slipping over it.

**Mr Skid** · 13th July 2005, 22:58

Originally Posted by Quasievil

Oh MY GOD there is a peice of gravel on my driveway as well

Would you mind if I came and did some skids on this piece of gravel?

**zadok** · 13th July 2005, 23:03

28, now 29 posts all over a spot of oil and one little piece of gravel.

Love it.

**Quasievil** · 14th July 2005, 06:55

Originally Posted by scumdog

Alright!! N.Z.s fuel problems are OVER!!

Get it refined to at least 98 octane and sell barrels of it to KBers at no more than 70 cents a litre, the rest of the public can pay 1$!!!!

What a stroke of luck!!!

Mate awesome idea, I learnt in marketing to meet the market price so its $1.44