Spotted on the Paekakariki Hill Rd.

**5150** · 11th October 2011, 07:53

I stopped for a pig once......

And.... he gave me a ticket for speeding. Then wandered off into his paddoc to wait for another innocent victim

**Eyegasm** · 11th October 2011, 09:35

Ahhhh Animals...

Come across a few in the middle of the road...

Paekakariki Hill = Kneed a peacock in the head as I came round a corner.
Fucker almost blinded me with its bright tail and all.

Rimutaka Hill = A fucken Boar!!! I kid you not. Big bastard he was. No armor, rocket launchers or motorcycle. Scared the living bejeezus out of me. Hit the picks, swerved and carried on.

Don't know what strange animal I'll get next, maybe a freakin Unicorn!!!

**Old Steve** · 11th October 2011, 18:16

I collected a seagull on a ride across to Kawhia once. Saw the birds on the road ahead and as I got closer they all took off, except "Dopey". When he finally launched himself into the air he went straight into the front of my forks, f***ing feathers everywhere. Didn't realise just how big a black back gull is, he was big enough for me to feel a really solid thud as he hit the bike. Really ruined his day though.

**Shadows** · 11th October 2011, 19:32

Originally Posted by Eyegasm

Rimutaka Hill = A fucken Boar!!! I kid you not. Big bastard he was. No armor, rocket launchers or motorcycle. Scared the living bejeezus out of me. Hit the picks, swerved and carried on.

There's absolute shitloads of piggies in those hills. I'm not in the least bit surprised you came across one, but I am that there haven't been any road accidents involving them that I've heard of!