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    Great Biking Quotes

    So, what line have you heard or read about motorcycling that sticks in your mind like a dart in a bullseye? For me it is:

    "The world's 1st motorbike race began as soon as the world's 2nd motorbike was built"

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    see god, then back off

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    the gravel had good grip

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    To finish first, first you have to finish.
    Legalise anarchy

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    Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.
    Legalise anarchy

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    If loud pipes save lives imagine what learning how to ride it could do.

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    This might be longer than what the OP had in mind, and I have posted it before, but there are a lot of newbs around...

    http://telawrence.net/telawrencenet/.../mint_3_16.htm
    There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop

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    Someone was going to do it - it may as well be me.

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ght=biker+poem

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    "Just treat all other road users as if they are out to kill you and you will probably be alright."

    "There are old riders and there are bold riders, but there are no old, bold riders."
    Grow older but never grow up

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    I could get rid of them chicken strips for ya
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Someone was going to do it - it may as well be me.

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ght=biker+poem
    Thanks. I just tasted a little bit of sick in my mouth.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Thanks. I just tasted a little bit of sick in my mouth.
    Better than waking up, farting and smelling sperm I guess.
    Grow older but never grow up

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    Fuck me that's noisy.

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    Allo allo allo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    Fuck me that's noisy.
    Probably something to do with the sperm.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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