Is turning yourself in a good idea?

[Biff]

Forget it. You didn't do right, but hey - you didn't slap anyone. Forget it - smile, snigger and relish the 1 up you got on a prat.

[2_SL0]

Mate that is nothing. I can better it by a loooooooooooooong way. But I aint going into that here.
But seriously dont sweat it.

[thehollowmen]

Was in Dunners yesterday, heaps of empty bike parks in the Exchange vicinity, it was a windy drizzly day through there, maybe all the bikers wimped out for the day?

Rain only went as far south as Allanton.

It was the ones outside smith city. The ones by the library and outside the meridian also had cars in them which sorta fueled the fire. I'd gone around the block so many times I'd seen the sign taken in from one of the shops I was supposed to visit :-/

[WINJA]

GOOD ON YA MATE THATS WHAT SHOULD BE DONE.

[scumdog]

It was the ones outside smith city. The ones by the library and outside the meridian also had cars in them which sorta fueled the fire. I'd gone around the block so many times I'd seen the sign taken in from one of the shops I was supposed to visit :-/

Get a heap of signs printed that say "I'm not a motorbike, I'm a wanker that pisses motorbikers off by parking on motorbike parks" and stick them on the windscreen of the offending vehicle, what's the dick going to say? "It wasn't me"?

[WINJA]

Get a heap of signs printed that say "I'm not a motorbike, I'm a wanker that pisses motorbikers off by parking on motorbike parks" and stick them on the windscreen of the offending vehicle, what's the dick going to say? "It wasn't me"?

I ONCE STUCK A STICKER THAT SAID "HILLMAN HUNTER" ALONG THE TOP OF MY
MATES PRELUDE, THEN SLICED THE STICKER WITH A RAZOR SO IT CAME OFF IN BITS , IT WAS ONE OF THOSE BIG STICKERS THAT GO ALONG THE TOP OF THE WINDSCREEN THEY WERE FROM THE $2 SHOP I GOT PLENTY LEFT SO I MIGHT USE THOSE

[XP@]

Once followed a taxi halfway round a corner in town.
Then he stopped, double parked right in front of the bike park i was heading for.
I avoided running in to his rear end by taking the pavement option (lucky noone there :-)
Round the pavement and in to the bike park from the other side.
Unfortunatly the drop from the pavement was a lot so i had to gas it a little.
Stopping in time was a little hard so i didn't.
The knobblies i was wearing at the time left a few small rubbery marks in his door (ooops)

[Beemer]

Total tosser and I think you were quite restrained in your actions. Most people who see red tend to smash something or at the very least leave permanent damage - you didn't, so I wouldn't waste my money on anger management just yet! I think I probably would have done the same!

I was in Wellington a while back in the car and wanted to go near Midland Park. About 10 parks were filled by taxis waiting for fares, so I double-parked near them and checked the meters - all empty. I asked if any of them were waiting for fares and they all said yes, so I pointed out that if they were occupying car parks, they should pay for them. They all ignored me, so I got on the phone to the council and said what was going on. I have never seen so many taxi drivers move so fast in all my life! All but one put money in the meters and one got a fare, so as soon as he moved, I had my park! Sorted! Cost me a mobile call, but the satisfaction was immense.

I'm all for letting down the tyres myself - and do it on the ones closest to the footpath, to make it extremely hard for them to notice or do much about. And they only have one spare, what a shame!

[Wolf]

Some twats parked their Wanker Rotary in the Victoria St South bike park, I wound up parking in the carpark at the Art Museum and walked back up the street, another guy on a bike rolled up and rolled away to reappear on foot. We were both sitting outside adjoining cafes not far from the bike park. Over half an hour later the PFYs came out of whatever rock they'd been under and returned to their car so the other biker and I wandered over and had a few words with them about parking in bike parks. They decided that they would show their lack of fear of us by revving their engine really loud as they left.

[Wolf]

Get a heap of signs printed that say "I'm not a motorbike, I'm a wanker that pisses motorbikers off by parking on motorbike parks" and stick them on the windscreen of the offending vehicle, what's the dick going to say? "It wasn't me"?

Is that an "official" recommendation?

Seriously, I'd love to do that (sigh, yet another thing to make sure I have on me when I go out for a ride) and I like WINJA's idea of scoring the sticker with a razor so it has to come off in pieces - lots of tiny pieces...

[Pancakes]

Whats the deal with damaging someones car when they're parked where they shouldn't be? Do any of the cops here know of something you can do that carries a really light penalty, they dob you in, you get a warning and they get a ticket. Oooooh, I can't even think straight it makes me mad. The worst I find is the boy racers parked in the Pram parks smoking while I need somewhere wide enough to pull the pram next to the car to transfer a sleeping baby. Aaaaargh, do what you need to, don't hurt people and don't get caught or ride off all angry and crash 'round the corner.

[Pixie]

...is no-ones business but your own.

[geoffm]

Remember, if you are going to let doen their tyres, take the valve stems out as well for extra fun!. Supergluing the tyre caps back on adds bonus points

[Bren_chch]

Yeah I had a massive argument with a bitch about her parking her BONGO WAGON in a MC park, apparently she was allowed to park there cause she was Maori. I told her not to pull that shit on me cause I was Maori too ( I'm not, I just tan well and have a flat nose).

[Skyryder]

Anger and motorcycle can kill.

I sometime sighn off


Stay sharp, stay cool.(a little of image but mostly don't get angry)......stay alive. Best advice I got. best advice I can give.

Skyryder Stay sharp ........stay cool= Stay alive.