Is turning yourself in a good idea?

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I'd tend to get on the cellphone and get some more bikers down there. Park the bikes around the cage so that it cannot be removed. Lock steering on the bikes so that they may not be removed. Then find a close vantage point like a cafe and wait for the turkey to return. Advise him/her that they will have to wait until you have finished at the cafe. Also make it very clear that you will not allow your bikes to be touched by them. Sometimes people just need a hard lesson. Use your heads KBers, and keep the emotions in tow.

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Get a heap of signs printed that say "I'm not a motorbike, I'm a wanker that pisses motorbikers off by parking on motorbike parks" and stick them on the windscreen of the offending vehicle, what's the dick going to say? "It wasn't me"?

In fluro yellow, so it stands out like "stuff"

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It's YOU isn't it?
I know what you did last summer. . . . . well OK, not last summer, more like after the Lions test (PT)