Did I miss anything...

**Ixion** · 18th July 2005, 23:47

Originally Posted by Hitcher

While you were away...

..
The Scottish Thread twitches
..

Tis more than twitching now, Mr Hitcher. It's leaping around like a spring chicken. Very good to see.

**Biff** · 18th July 2005, 23:51

Originally Posted by Ixion

Tis more than twitching now, Mr Hitcher. It's leaping around like a spring chicken. Very good to see.

Ok - I know I should know this - but what the fork is the Scottish thread? Twas before BC (Biff Came). Sorry Zed.

**Ixion** · 19th July 2005, 00:02

Originally Posted by Biff

Ok - I know I should know this - but what the fork is the Scottish thread? Twas before BC (Biff Came). Sorry Zed.

What? Good heavens (literally) You don't know the Scottish Thread - that which must not be named . But if Mr Hitcher's asleep (hang on, I'll stick a pin in him and see - yes he's either sound asleep or dead drunk ) , go to the Rave On forum, then to Pointless Drivel, then the Religious Ravings thread (sorry you can't get there direct. And posts don't show in New Posts) .

Longest Thread on the board , 220+ pages, and growing. Classifying it as Pointless Drivel is Mr Spankme's opinion, others would disagree. It delves more deeply into the really important things in life (and outside life) than any other . Which is hardly pointless or drivel. Anyway, go see for yourself. Lots of other good stuff in Pointless Drivel too, but most of it is pointless . Or drivel. Jolly good fun , but, and you meet a VERY good class of loony there.

**Big Dave** · 19th July 2005, 00:07

Originally Posted by Ixion

- that which must not be named .

It's OK, you can say Macbet........

**James Deuce** · 19th July 2005, 00:59

Originally Posted by vifferman

...while you were away?

Nothing of any consequence.

Just the normal immortal post-adolescents insisting on their right to rightness in the face of an enduring record in Human history of juvenile immortals ignoring their elders and insisting on their right to hasten their own death.

Just the normal impenetrable replies to simple questions that a few equally impenetrable personalities insist on producing as evidence of their "uniqueness".

Oh, yeah. Hell froze over. Frosty and I agreed on stuff repeatedly.

I've come (please excuse the unavoidably crass pun that choice of word will invoke) to the conclusion that riding bikes is infinitely preferable to anything involving hormones and genitalia.

Work still sucks.

I'm not rich or famous.

Car drivers park in bike parks just to remind us that they really can't see us and their reluctance to acknowledge us isn't malicious, merely a stinging reminder that a litigous nanny state is just round the corner. Ergo, people having fun on a combustion engined two wheeled conveyance, even when commuting, can't possibly exist.

Bigotry, craven cowardice, and acts of random inexplicable violence are still perpetrated on the roads against innocent souls like Dave, who ask for nothing from life but a bit of fun with their mates, and a bit of help to find a soul to join him on his life journey. Thankfully, even desperately emotionally stunted people like motorcyclists can publicly express their love for a fellow traveller when needed.

It's all been a bit normal really.

Missed you.

**Ixion** · 19th July 2005, 01:20

Miss anything. Nah, nothing much. Collectively we seized up the Intewebby but they got it started again. Must remeber to oil it regularly

Nothing else much

Oh, almost forgot, the world ended while you were away. You're either in Heaven or Hell, leve you to decide which.

**Biff** · 19th July 2005, 12:55

Originally Posted by Ixion

What? Good heavens (literally) You don't know the Scottish Thread - that which must not be named .

Ohhhh ok. But I'm sure that there was another thread referred to by 'that' name.

And by the way - I drugged Hitcher, just so I could say "ass" without fear of rebuke. Oooo I feel so empowered now, ass, ass, ass, ass ,ass. Hitcher has a fat ass, he sits on his ass, and he eats ass biscuits.

I think I need a lie down now. I've come over all dizzy from the excitement.

Originally Posted by Jim2

Missed you.

In a manly way I trust Jim?

**scumdog** · 19th July 2005, 13:10

Originally Posted by vifferman

Thanx, and thanx.
Here's some more pix (BTW - I've reduced these in size; they were 3 megapixiliies - are they OK like this?)

I go past that scenery regularly, good thing somebody pointed out it is 'spectacular' scenery.

So you were away huh? Missed you like a wart on my knob

**vifferman** · 19th July 2005, 13:19

Originally Posted by Big Dave

didn't find the quad bikes 'disconcerting'?
I kept wanting to put my foot down.

Um... the most disconcerting part was getting used to no clutch, and the thumb throttle (but that to a lesser degree - we rode snowmobiles last year).
And the lack of vrrooooom.

Took a bit of adjusting getting used to a Yurpeen car again, after driving Moby Dick ("The Great White Whale"). Heh. Fuel consumption ranged from nearly 90lites/100km (3 mpg) to 0.2L/100km (1400 mpg).

**Hitcher** · 19th July 2005, 13:30

Originally Posted by Biff

And the way - I drugged Hitcher, just so I could say "ass" without fear of rebuke. Oooo I feel so empowered now, ass, ass, ass, ass ,ass. Hitcher has a fat ass, he sits on his ass, and he eats ass biscuits.

I think I need a lie down now. I've come over all dizzy from the excitement.

No, the dizziness is because my Biff voodoo doll has got an electric drill jammed up its arse...

This medical health warning is brought to you by the BDOTGNZA.

**Biff** · 19th July 2005, 22:55

Originally Posted by Hitcher

No, the dizziness is because my Biff voodoo doll has got an electric drill jammed up its arse...

Oooooo - it tickles. Please tell me more Mr H. Butt please, talk in a Sean Connery accent.

**Big Dave** · 20th July 2005, 00:58

Yesh Biff.

'Tough sah?!? I'll tell you how tuff 'e is sah.
'e's the only man I know who can break wind - and belch - SIMUL-TAIN-IOUSLY!
That's how tough 'e is sah.' - Michael Caine about Sean Connery in 'Once Were Kings'.

**scumdog** · 20th July 2005, 01:07

Tough? and what you missed?

Well don't depend on me Sonny-Jim for I am drunk!!!

Eff-off, we nivver missed ye!!

Ogh Aye, whoo are ye anyway????

Look, I can still type!!!

or: luke, aye kan stihl tighpe - ohh ahh!! you loser sober types!!.