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  1. 19th July 2005, 20:55 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by sixpackback
    Can i answer that one........procedure is as follows.......stand in front of mirror....pull panties in upward direction.......dada, camels toe [ note; you may need to tuck a whole lotta extra in for an accurate effect]
    And you sin-binned your daughter. I think she needs a lawyer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
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    ...and mice that look like pussy, or is that mouses that look like pussy?
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    was looking at new cloth for our pool table the other day and was in there with a work person, a hot innocent naieve ginga girl, and the old dude passed us this cloth to feel the nap and just as she got it he came out with "just like stroking a pussy aint it!?" we could hardly contain ourselves yet he had no idea what he had said.
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    Oh CSL - what have we done to your thread!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    Oh CSL - what have we done to your thread!?
    Bah hah hah! I haven't laughed so hard in ages!

    But seriously - the pussy promo thingemee has just started and the tokens are on the outside if the cat Whiskas bickie boxes.

    Oh yeah - look here http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ighlight=pussy to see a pic of my pussy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Sea_lily
    Bah hah hah! I haven't laughed so hard in ages!
    Phew - glad to hear that.

    And please, please, please post a photo of your pussy in the sack. My imagination is driving me mad, for a change.
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    I REALLY can't BELIEVE you lot!! Stop this hilarity right this minute or I'm telling Whiskas on you ................

    it waaaaaaaas funny 'though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Sea_lily
    Bah hah hah! I haven't laughed so hard in ages!

    But seriously - the pussy promo thingemee has just started and the tokens are on the outside if the cat Whiskas bickie boxes.

    Oh yeah - look here http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ighlight=pussy to see a pic of my pussy.
    Cathy I'm drunk (on Famous Grouse whiskey) and still want to know: is a pussy sack the same thing as a camel toe?????

    And when you get to my age one pussy looks just like another so save yourself the bother of posting a picture!!!!!
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    I'm very sorry I asked the question about the camel toe......

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    ahahaha!!!! what a crazy thing to have...pussy sacks
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    Cathy I'm drunk (on Famous Grouse whiskey) and still want to know: is a pussy sack the same thing as a camel toe?????

    And when you get to my age one pussy looks just like another so save yourself the bother of posting a picture!!!!!
    How many do you get to see these days?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    How many do you get to see these days?
    Every one on the porn e-mails!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Sea_lily
    I do love my pussy and I wanted to get him a cat sack.

    Whiskas are running a promotion at the moment called "GratifiCATion" http://www.whiskas.co.nz/features/gratifiCATion/, anytime you purchase a box of Whiskas cat bickies with the promo thingamee on it you can cut out a token.

    Anyhoo I was wondering if any of you buy Whiskas for your cat but don't wanna take advantage of the promo?

    If so, would you be willing to post me the token off your box and post it to me? Otherwise it's gonna take ages for me to get my pussy a sack and they look really cute!

    Thanks in advance. I only need 6 more tokens.

    PM if you're able to help. Cheers CSL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Sea_lily
    Bah hah hah! I haven't laughed so hard in ages!

    But seriously - the pussy promo thingemee has just started and the tokens are on the outside if the cat Whiskas bickie boxes.

    Oh yeah - look here http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ighlight=pussy to see a pic of my pussy.
    Never double clicked so fast in my life.......and then...that....sinking feeling,its not her pussy its her fricken cat.......and it needs a shave!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sixpackback
    Never double clicked so fast in my life.......and then...that....sinking feeling,its not her pussy its her fricken cat.......and it needs a shave!
    There must be something wrong with my mind. i didn't bother to cliock because I assumed it was her cat. Never even thought of the other possibility, not with our Bliss Ninny.
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