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    New ACC Minister

    Oh joy.

    It's just been announced that Judith "Crusher" Collins is the new ACC Minister.

    I can't say I'm looking forward with anticipation to how she's going to shake up her new department.

    Expect another round of wallet rape to be announced.
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

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    Oh god with her "intelligent" policies in her last departments I'm not sure whether this is better or worse than Nick???
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    Not even (your) god can help us now.
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    Shall we start planning the funeral for ACC now?
    Unless anyone has any protest left in them....
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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Shall we start planning the funeral for ACC now?
    Unless anyone has any protest left in them....
    A funeral procession anyone? All dressed in hi-viz black of course

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneofsix View Post
    A funeral procession anyone? All dressed in hi-viz black of course
    Should use one of those ''prodigies'' that Quasi was talking about earlier...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Should use one of those ''prodigies'' that Quasi was talking about earlier...
    What? Do some proddie racing then? Does ACC cover that?

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    feck... that could do me outta some beer tokens
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    Oh well. We are all fucked now.

    Rightyo. Off to the pub to drown my sorrows then
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    I'm not so sure about all the doom and gloom, I think I will wait and see what happens...

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    So, Is she going to stand in the crusher supporting the bikes as they get crushed? I'd buy a ticket to see her get crushed
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    Well you can't complain because you lot voted her in.








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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeful Bastard View Post
    So, Is she going to stand in the crusher supporting the bikes as they get crushed? I'd buy a ticket to see her get crushed
    I don't think she is fatt max's type.

    But if you want to pay him, I am sure he would be happy for pie money. But it would definitely be a R rated show.
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    Well boys and girls ... how about you give her a chance? You never know, she might come down on OUR side about something. She'd be a pretty awesome force behind us. Do I really think it'd happen? Possibly not ... but my outlook on life has always been to give someone a go before you go all doom and gloom on them. That way you get to spend a lot less of your life being miserable. (You never know ... her first sexual adventure may have been with that dirty old biker that she's never quite gotten out of her heart ... oh, and we know she doesn't like boy racers so she must like us!)
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