Bike names?

**stifmyster1** · 15th December 2011, 09:20

Ive been trying to decide on a name for my bike. And ive noticed that quite a few others have named theirs. So im just wondering what people have named theres and why.

Ive read that should really give the bike a name based on personality. Well my bike is a tempermental bitch in the morning but purrs once she is warmed up. And dislikes anything under 50kph. Any ideas?

**whowhatwhere** · 15th December 2011, 09:43

Missus .

**george formby** · 15th December 2011, 09:55

Crack whore.

Did you get your bike through a time machine?

**caspernz** · 15th December 2011, 09:57

My current bike is named 'Kilometervreter' which simply means mile muncher in my native tongue (Dutch). It's also the first bike that I got the sticker made for with the name.

Sometime ago I had one which my girlfriend called 'Mistress' as she reckoned I spent more time riding it than her....she had a point.

The right name will come to you. But will it be original is the question....

**george formby** · 15th December 2011, 10:10

Originally Posted by caspernz

My current bike is named 'Kilometervreter' which simply means mile muncher in my native tongue (Dutch). It's also the first bike that I got the sticker made for with the name.

Sometime ago I had one which my girlfriend called 'Mistress' as she reckoned I spent more time riding it than her....she had a point.

The right name will come to you. But will it be original is the question....

If I knew how to bling you I would for confessing that.

I have a Krusty child eater, a Tubby & a Little Cutie.

**insomnia01** · 15th December 2011, 10:14

" Scooter " is what I named my ride ( Honda Blackbird ) why I dont really know, it just seemed to fit at the time & stuck !

**caspernz** · 15th December 2011, 10:21

Originally Posted by george formby

If I knew how to bling you I would for confessing that.

I have a Krusty child eater, a Tubby & a Little Cutie.

Yeah I figured someone was gonna rib me for that, but I could hardly have admitted that her mother was a better lover....

**willytheekid** · 15th December 2011, 10:24

Mines called "PhatGirl"...for obvious reasons

**nodrog:Me** · 15th December 2011, 10:25

I call mine Vagina, cos I ride it like a cunt.

**stifmyster1** · 15th December 2011, 10:57

Hahaha. Knew this thread was a good idea. Dont quite understand the time machine reference.

**george formby** · 15th December 2011, 11:01

Originally Posted by stifmyster1

Hahaha. Knew this thread was a good idea. Dont quite understand the time machine reference.

your bikes a 2012 model. Lame, I know..... It's a really, really slow day here. Soz.

**caspernz** · 15th December 2011, 11:07

Originally Posted by stifmyster1

Hahaha. Knew this thread was a good idea. Dont quite understand the time machine reference.

Dare you to get a sticker made that reads your KB handle....

**wanpo** · 15th December 2011, 11:18

My first bike was a Yellow GT250R, I named her Kiddo; After Beatrix Kiddo from the Kill Bill flicks.
I then got a Red GT650R, which was called Mamba; Beatrix Kiddo's callsign when she was in the deadly viper assassination squad (Black Mamba) since the bike was a bit bigger and badder than the 250

My current roadbike, CBR1000RR, is Cammy. After the Street Fighter character, the bike has a tiny ass.