My poor fish

[inlinefour]

I am - thanks for the offer. How you gonna get in tho, or shouldn't I ask?

Actually, on second thoughts, those fish haven't done anything for me lately, and one of them was inconsiderate enough to die recently (still haven't found the body), so they can have a day of fasting.

Religious fish

[ajturbo]

I couldn't feed my fish this morning, and I feel so bad because they were all waiting at the top of the tank when I switched the light on. They looked so upset when I had to put the food back in the container and walk away. I'm a bad fish mummy!! But the top glass was frozen to the tank and I would have broken it if I tried to lift it. I'm tormented by guilt and don't know how I'm going to get through the day.

mud boy has just told me to tell you to and i quote!!!

toughen up!!!

[Ixion]

Religious fish

Catholic fish. It's Friday so they're only allowed to eat fish.

[mud boy]

toughen up!!!

[White trash]

"Show's over folks, nothing to see here."

"Hi! I'm Troy McLure, you may remember me from such inspirational films as "I went to Christchurch and kicked their arses!" and "I'm shit hot, you're not!" But today I'm going to talk to you about fish."

They swim, they eat, they shit, they're fine.

[White trash]

And another thing.... why the fuck does fish food smell like fish?

[Ixion]

And another thing.... why the fuck does fish food smell like fish?

What d'you suppose the fish swimming around in the sea eat? (Apart from scuba divers and surfers, that is)

[sels1]

And another thing.... why the fuck does fish food smell like fish?

Theres only two things that smell like fish (and one of them is fish)

[myvice]

To stop your pond from frezing drop your toster in it