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[The Singing Chef]

Lean left guys there is a corner coming.

[rustic101]

Oi...
If you fart I'm gona jam this rifle right up your arse!!!

[TrentNz]

Taliban starts to innovate.

[5150]

New Charlie Boorman and Evan McGregor Long Way........ adv series returns later this year

[ukusa]

Rising fuel costs have led to the garaging of the 22nd battalions fleet of Humvees. Alternate troop carriers are being trialled in the hope of saving $8.50 in fuel per week.

[Usarka]

Quick that dickhead morgan is coming.

[tigertim20]

"...And in other news, four Pakistani men took police on a low-speed pursuit through south Auckland on a stolen motorcycle today..."

[Laava]

Corporals Singh, Singh, Singh, Singh and Singh try to catch up to Corporals Patel, Patel, Patel, Patel and Patel.

[caspernz]

Fuck this rifle stuff, give me back my hiviz vest!

[blackdog]

Quick that dickhead morgan is coming.

Corporals Singh, Singh, Singh, Singh and Singh try to catch up to Corporals Patel, Patel, Patel, Patel and Patel.

Duly blung.

[5150]

I wander if their WOF and Reg is all up to date

[mashman]

SMIDSY me now ya bassa's

[Big Dave]

Nada on the photoshop:

[martybabe]

An ingenious plan to pay only one registration fee for one bike but still be able to be used up to six riders came to an unhappy climax earlier today.

The scheme's mastermind a Mr Chopper Sing said," The plan was really to enable five riders to keep riding despite the increased costs, what the boys failed to grasp was I never meant for them all to ride the bloody bike at the same time. sometimes I think Sanjeed and the guys are a little stupid to be honest, Even when I threatened to shoot them all they still wouldn't get off ".

" Ultimately we won though" Mr Sing Said, " we only paid one rego but we have put in five ACC claims after coming off on the first corner, that will show that bloody Nicky Smith person not to mess with the Punjabi diablos innit, haha haha Ouch"

[Sliver]

NZ buys new armoured tank