Why I like to Ride bikes.

[crazylittleshit]

Sometimes you just need blow some steam.................... :sneaky2:

[FROSTY:Me]

It has become clear to me James that you have anger issues.
My origonal perscription was a good dose of prozac so you could join the other massed mindless druggies in godzone.
I reconcidered and Im now sending you a script for a new biker pill called
getyerfuckinassontheracetrack. Taken once a month it is certain to leave that silly grin on yer dial for at least 3 weeks after being taken.

[Mooch]

It has become clear to me James that you have anger issues.
My origonal perscription was a good dose of prozac so you could join the other massed mindless druggies in godzone.
I reconcidered and Im now sending you a script for a new biker pill called
getyerfuckinassontheracetrack. Taken once a month it is certain to leave that silly grin on yer dial for at least 3 weeks after being taken.

No , don't let him on the track again ! , His pregnant wife wasn't too impressed when he did this 15 years ago ( Something about the cost of new Honda RC30 Fairings I believe) , leave him to hassle poor old dairy owners that live in fear and put the odd misguided boyracer into thinking that they need to spent a further $40k on making it faster !.

[FROSTY:Me]

No , don't let him on the track again ! , His pregnant wife wasn't too impressed when he did this 15 years ago ( Something about the cost of new Honda RC30 Fairings I believe) , leave him to hassle poor old dairy owners that live in fear and put the odd misguided boyracer into thinking that they need to spent a further $40k on making it faster !.

Nope mooch I feel like im in that red pill/blue pill situation. Does Jim actually exist or is he a computer generated image?
Be good to see him on a track day

[MSTRS:Me]

Poor dairy owner. Monstered by a 9ft tall Hells Angel. Never let a chance go by, eh??

[El Dopa]

Arsehat

What a great insult.

[myvice]

I usualy wait till they finish the "Bikes are dangorus", "You shouldnt drive like that". "Your attitude needs adjustment", "I dont think that was funny", "Your very mean", "Thats not legal", and many, many more more, ranting and raving.
And when they run out of breath I simply say "That would mean so much more, if your opinion ment anything to me"
I'm just being honest with them, as thay where with me, with little or no regard to there feelings.
As they have none for mine, or yours!
Why do others think thay need to save us from ourselvs?
If you have this need, become a medic or a fireman!

[Mooch]

Nope mooch I feel like im in that red pill/blue pill situation. Does Jim actually exist or is he a computer generated image?
Be good to see him on a track day

I think I'll take take your perscription , and book myself into UK superbike training school (I haven't riden in 3 months 6 days and 14 hours )
While Jimcan be animated at times he is certianly not computer generated.

[Storm]

He does exist-him and his sexy red stead

[Biff]

Great read Jim. You've convinced me that you're two cakes short of a picnic.

[Wellyman]

Nice one Jim. Classic story

[Toast]

hahaha Jim if you're not a writer, you should be. That was a great read and had an almost surreal quality to it. But then it would, 'cos it wasn't real, ofcourse

[F5 Dave]

Haha.

Well as we’re thinking of moving up that particular suburb (if we ever find a house) I’ll take note of the dairies.

What is gutting is the restaurant Red Chilli has closed. They were great, replaced by some Chinese place. “What type of bland food would you like fried in oil sir”

PS must get out for a ride sometime. Called you week or so back but ph engaged for ages.

[Wolf]

Imagine if you will, in this PC times of ours, that cars didnt exist. You have had a flash of insparation on night (perhaps on the crapper?) and you take your idea to parliment. You have divised a transport system wereby normal, ordinary members of the public (big, small, clever or amazingly thick), with a minimum of basic training, shall drive a metal box weighing 1-3 tonnes and containing such mind disracting devices as a radio, CD/MP3 player, TV, DVD and Playstation towards each other at combined speeds of up to 200kph, seperated by only a thin line of coloured paint.


Becareful out there folks.

I saw a doco years back where some guy was showing the world as if devised by some evil genius bent on wiping out mankind - played by the announcer: "Ah, the automobile, my finest invention. A weapon whereby the victim willingly straps himself in and pulls the trigger..."

It's like the old joke: Ask someone if they want to be locked in a confined space with a small hard projectile moving in excess of 400mph and they'll think you're out of your mind. Ask 'em if they want to play squash and they say "when and where?"

Same could be done with cars, bikes etc.

[unhingedlizard]

Haha.



What is gutting is the restaurant Red Chilli has closed. They were great, replaced by some Chinese place. “What type of bland food would you like fried in oil sir”

That is so bloody racist it isnt funny


When was the last time a chinese person called you sir?