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    Weelie entertaining read.

    point of sale computers ? Is that like EFTPOS or am I showing I know less than dick about computers?

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    Great ditty WT, I can imagine happening right infront of my eyes.

    Yep, that's why they're so fuckin boring.

    So, when is this welcome to Akld function going to be? Best it fit in with an open/ride day at Puke huh?

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    Good Read mate !! good on you showing some cagers how much fun a bike can be !!!

    Hope to see you tomorrow
    Ive run out of fucks to give

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marknz
    So, when is this welcome to Akld function going to be? Best it fit in with an open/ride day at Puke huh?
    YOU are a smart young man. I like your thinking, leave it with me. Oh and Mark? Leave the fucken Bourbon at home.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash
    YOU are a smart young man. I like your thinking, leave it with me. Oh and Mark? Leave the fucken Bourbon at home.....
    jeesh, you lost your sense of humour all of a sudden?

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    As fun as that must've been, I don't know if said S15 driver would understand. Even after his lesson.
    just my thoughts
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    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marknz
    jeesh, you lost your sense of humour all of a sudden?
    No. I'm funny as fuck. You know that.

    I was thinking for YOUR sake old man.
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    I wouldn't try that trick against a Pajero mate,you just don't know where and when it's gunna come out of the black smoke....I don't have to look where I'm goin'....I do it by feel,a finely honed skill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash
    Just in time in fact to see a shitty looking Gixxer 1K come wailing past on one wheel with the rider giving him a cheery wave.

    THAT'S WHY PEOPLE RIDE BIKES ARSEHOLE, THEY'RE SO FUCKEN BORING!
    Mate.... nice one, I couldent be fuked with work today either so after reaslembling the bucket Kickaha droped in, we looked at the ever so blue sky thinking havent seen that for a month..... I turned and looked at the Bucket.. then SV1000, then VTR1000 and then the K4 1000.......... and said to Kickaha "I know which one I'm riding which do you want" well he said rather quickly I might add "the poxy Honda"

    So we hit the hills, anyway this was my 1st real good spin on the K4 and yes it does wheelie in 3rd I had no freeking idea what I was doing just held it open and bounced of the bumps in the rd... till it was airborne just like taking of in a light plane.

    Did the odd 1st gear wheelie but that just puts the shits up me crist it comes up quick and then theres 2nd ever so awesome to wheelie in that gear smooth and gradual
    Well I dont know what Kickaha was doing to the poor honda it was more than likely trying to buck his sorry anti Honda riding arse off...... but I think he enjoyed the day wagging work too

    Ps: Gixer K4 thour awesome, but give me a V2 anyday (at least you can use all the v2 power up unlike the scarey as hell Gixer
    cheers DD
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    Haha.......yeah i did a little sciving today , took an 05 1000 gixxer from colemans for a spin.......made me happy! made the 04 feel like a full dresser

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash
    No. I'm funny as fuck. You know that.

    I was thinking for YOUR sake old man.
    Don't worry fella, I was so fookin crook after that last session I doubt I'll ever be smelling that shite again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous


    Well I dont know what Kickaha was doing to the poor honda it was more than likely trying to buck his sorry anti Honda riding arse off...... but I think he enjoyed the day wagging work too

    :
    I was trying to get the fucker to turn corners,it's like driving an Artic
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha
    I was trying to get the fucker to turn corners,it's like driving an Artic
    Ohhhh geeeeeeeee............... 'thanks D for the ride today fuking great it was'
    I have no problems turning the sucker.... you did relise you were traveling at 10X the speed you do on the XJ dont you
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha
    I was trying to get the fucker to turn corners,it's like driving an Artic
    How many petrol stations did you have to push it to?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous
    Ohhhh geeeeeeeee............... 'thanks D for the ride today fuking great it was'
    I have no problems turning the sucker.... you did relise you were traveling at 10X the speed you do on the XJ dont you


    thanks D for the ride today fuking great it was', there you happy now

    10x my arse I din't see more than 210kmh on the clock(on a closed private road of course) and the XJ will indicate 180 on a nice day,downhill,with a tail wind


    Quote Originally Posted by White trash
    How many petrol stations did you have to push it to?
    None, we had no Yamaha riders along to bail us out so we chose a route with fuel stops in mind
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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