This is all true. Try it, you'll be amazed. I don't know HOW it works, nor do I want to.
What ya do is this. When the missus has gone out and there's a few mates around. (Insert beer here)
Grab a coffee cup and three quater fill it with cold water. Take a light bulb that works (remove one or use a new one out of the packet, chicks love that) and place it in the cup, electricky part in the water.
Now place the whole assembly in the Microwave.
Close door.
Set the timer to......say..........5 seconds.
Press "Start".
All your mates will gather 'round in awe as the lightbulb lights up, uttering phrases like "Fuck me" and "What the fuck's it doing to my food!"
I'd advise that you only let the light glow for a few seconds before shutting the microwave down. If you want a real laugh, do it just as the missus walks in the kitchen. The look of horror is priceless although it's normally accompanied with "GET THAT FUCKEN THING OUTTA MY MICROWAVE!"
This is one of my really cool party tricks that I'll probably never be allowed to perform.
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Originally Posted by Dean
, I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight...
I wear jeans
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