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    Quote Originally Posted by HDTboy
    Is that so you can supervise them doing it?
    Not BLOODY likely. I ain't havin that stuff happenin in MY kitchen or in MY microwave!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HDTboy
    Is that so you can supervise them doing it?
    You've a lot to learn about women, boy [*where's me Drizabone and me 'orse*]
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    You've a lot to learn about women, boy [*where's me Drizabone and me 'orse*]
    I don't think he's the only one lacking finesse in that area - got a few mates as far as I can tell.
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    Who you trying to de-finesse? Just wait til you're out..... I might let you see the movie of how the experiment went.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Mstrs- I have ways of making you behave!
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

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    Quote Originally Posted by XTC
    Speights brew good beer. The others follow cats around holding empty bottles.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart
    Mstrs- I have ways of making you behave!
    You go on believing that darling. And I'll go on letting you believe it.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    Speights brew good beer. The others follow cats around holding empty bottles.
    Pretty much everything at Galbraiths is good to drink. I was there last night with jrandom and his missus - funny how he can't hold his beer now he rides a bicycle...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    You go on believing that darling. And I'll go on letting you believe it.
    BIG trouble now!!!
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    Another cool trick:
    Get some grapes, put a little oil on the microwaves plate, stick a grape on the plate and turn the microwave on.
    One of two things will happen, #1 grape goes pop, #2 grape goes like a rocket around the plate with all of the steam escaping from the back of it.
    I know another one for your next party...
    Go into your loo, turn the water off and flush it.
    Dump some (lots) of dry ice in there.
    Break a couple of Kylume (sp?) sticks and drop them in aswell.
    Remove the lightbulb and leave.
    I didn’t say it was a nice trick did I?
    We all have our little obsessions...

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    for another reason I just recorded a cd getting munted in the microwave

    came out really well.
    Attached Files Attached Files
    I only posted this because of the global economic crisis

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    Quote Originally Posted by pyrocam
    for another reason I just recorded a cd getting munted in the microwave

    came out really well.
    Wont play says something aboutun recognized program or some such.
    Anyway I think I sense a new avatar in the works..

    Sever
    Now and forever
    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
    And give life to me again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    Speights brew good beer.
    I don't drink it for fear that it'll make me give up a chick with a Merc and a rich father to hang out with an ugly old bugger who smells like a horse...
    Motorbike Camping for the win!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    Wont play says something aboutun recognized program or some such.
    Anyway I think I sense a new avatar in the works..
    possibly.
    dunno, Id have to convert the .mov

    stupid work camera
    I only posted this because of the global economic crisis

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