Focus on speeding analogies please

[Zedder]

OK, let me see if I've got this right, to minimise the chance that you die an accidental death, statistically speaking, you should make sure you :

Don't drive under the speed limit

Don't drive with sober drivers

Don't go to Hospital

Don't do DIY

Don't Go home

Don't drive in the vicinity of your home

Don't live with anybody

OK I'm game, when do we start? I wonder if the insurance company will reduce my premiums when I tell them my new safer life plan.

So, being a speed limit obeying, self medicating, itinerant biker would be a good scheme by the look of it.

[Marmoot]

Someone said it's not the speed, but rather the sudden stop when you crash that kills you.
So, theoretically if you don't stop after hitting something you should be fine?

[Berries]

Someone said it's not the speed, but rather the sudden stop when you crash that kills you.
So, theoretically if you don't stop after hitting something you should be fine?

You'd eventually get hungry.

[FJRider]

Someone said it's not the speed, but rather the sudden stop when you crash that kills you.
So, theoretically if you don't stop after hitting something you should be fine?

The process of slowing down hurts (usually) in those cases ... better to just avoid hitting things.