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  1. 14th February 2012, 09:32 #1
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    Draggin jeans sore bum

    It's summer any ways. The Kevlar in my dragon jeans seam to have gone a bit firm giving me a sore butt. I'm heading back down the line to the South Island and hope some wise crack has any ideas around this. It appears the Kevlar is firm and got some small clumps on it. Yes I must have washed them the wrong way but what to do now.
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    Bum bag, yes, sure that's the way to go.
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    Fabric softener stuff perhaps?

    Or....I know...a sheepskin for your soft bottom....
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    by farking leather and be a real biker...




    bloody poofs and their wankie cotton protectionless but I look cool gears...
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    turn em inside out, and get dragged behind a bike for several metres, that'll take the bobbles off, and it'll give a real test if they do as the advertising says.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DEVVIL View Post
    It's summer any ways. The Kevlar in my dragon jeans seam to have gone a bit firm giving me a sore butt. I'm heading back down the line to the South Island and hope some wise crack has any ideas around this. It appears the Kevlar is firm and got some small clumps on it. Yes I must have washed them the wrong way but what to do now.
    Identify the small clumps left by the Dragon As they may have something to do with Your broken Arse
    THE DEAR LEADER SAY'S Life is Hell ride hard or head home just get the fuck outta my way !!!
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    hmmm idd say try these
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    by farking leather and be a real biker...




    bloody poofs and their wankie cotton protectionless but I look cool gears...
    Haha I have leather just dont like it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    Fabric softener stuff perhaps?

    Or....I know...a sheepskin for your soft bottom....
    Ohhh with a Zip
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  10. 14th February 2012, 17:47 #10
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    So you're a soft arse ... wear regular jeans and just harden up ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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    Yup will do, off to Napier tomorrow and then over the ditch on Thurs for a few days. So will see how things go.
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  12. 14th February 2012, 18:01 #12
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    Yup bit of fun ya cant take KB seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DEVVIL View Post
    Ohhh with a Zip
    Do you know how them things work or should I show you
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    Quote Originally Posted by DEVVIL View Post
    Yup bit of fun ya cant take KB seriously.
    A hot wash may have caused the kevlar fibre to melt or merge ... put them on ad get your mrs to whack the fuck out of your ass ... might help. A vid of this may be helpful [for us] to sort the problem out ...



    Or you could just whack fuck out of the jeans yourself.
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