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  1. 3rd March 2012, 10:59 #1
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    If Honda riders are gay

    Does this mean if I get my girl to ride a Honda I can get her to make out with other girls?
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    What kind of question is that? The answer is obviously a resounding Yes Pics or it didn't happen
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    Actually, pics are compulsory.
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    Quote Originally Posted by baffa View Post
    Does this mean if I get my girl to ride a Honda I can get her to make out with other girls?
    Would you like me to watch to make sure it's genuine stuff?
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    Unfortunately, she won't desire your godrod anymore.
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    Why are you posting? You should be bloody documenting it... Of course it's a bloody Yes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sable View Post
    Unfortunately, she won't desire your godrod anymore.
    Theres 2 inches of pure pleasure gone out the window...
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    Actually, mate, the Honda is not required. All women secretly want to entertain their men with displays of wide abandon with other women. You just need to let her know that she has your full support and that you'll be there to enjoy the proceedings.
    Thank me later...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Actually, mate, the Honda is not required. All women secretly want to entertain their men with displays of wide abandon with other women. You just need to let her know that she has your full support and that you'll be there to enjoy the proceedings.
    Thank me later...
    Thanks for the advice. I'm off now to find some ice for this eye...
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    Thanks for the advice. I'm off now to find some ice for this eye...
    Ahhh...but you've planted a seed...nek munut she'll be making the suggestion like it was her idea.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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  11. 3rd March 2012, 13:36 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Ahhh...but you've planted a seed...nek munut she'll be making the suggestion like it was her idea.
    It's called Inception
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    Aaaahaha funny! Yup be careful what you wish for... she may not return
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