Why is it always me???

[Ms Piggy]

Betty has been knocked over again...well actually it's the 2nd time in 4 days.

Although this time they did a really "great" job - not only did they manage to smash the speedo glass and the casing around the instrument panel on the LHS (again) but somehow they've scraped a lovely gash in my front guard down to the plastic. Oh and no note left (Hah! As if!).

This is my front guard that Blakamin had done a fantastic job of painting, along with the rest of the bike.

WILL MY BIKE EVER BE FINISHED AND NOT WRECKED BY SOME INCONSIDERATE FUCK!!!!!!!!!

I wanted to scream when I found it!!!!! As you can see I'm little pissed off.

I have no-one to blame but myself for contnuing to park it in a place where it had been knocked over before but FFS it's not like it's invisble or that small!

[crashe]

Fark not again.....

Man they are right arseholes down your way...

Wire your bike up so that if they touch it they will get an electric shock...

Hope it won't cost too much to get it fixed again.

[Magua]

Don't let the bad times get you down, just think about how great it will be when you get to go for your next long ride and how the obviously jealous cager who keeps knocking your bike down will be fumming as they are stuck in traffic on the way home.

Where are you parking your bike?

[James Deuce]

I have a coupon for a pussy sack. Does that help?

Probably not.

You've gotta get a gargre.

I don't know what it is about bikes but people definitely think they are public property. If Blakamin drops back in here, he'll probably cry. Horrible picture that.

[ajturbo]

oh shit mate....


go kick a car

[NordieBoy]

Bugger!

[Dafe]

Where in Wellington are you parking?

I saw a bike knocked over a couple of weeks back. A fat arse discovery tried squeezing between into a tiny wee park on featherston street, plain flattened the bike, The driver really misjudged it, because she had knocked the bike over already and carried on backing at least another foot. Just as well the arse end sticks out a long way from the back wheels.

[mikey]

i think your lyling. you really just wanted to wind back the speedo didnt you?

nah bad luck. maybe weld on trainer wheels or something

[N4CR]

Hmm... how about a multi-KB effort on this one. Get some surveilliance to hang around (with some beers of course) and watch for the fuckwit doing it. Then call the cops when you see him doing it, run over and apprehend him. Tie him too the bike or something to rub it in. Get full payout etc.

[White trash]

Bad news C. Never seen you swear like that before, kinda sexy, keep it up.

Want me to come down there and lay in wait with The Vigilantes, maybe gun some fuckers up for ya?

[Hitcher]

Instead of using the sidestand, why not just lay it down on its side?

[hXc]

Oh gutted. That has to suck. If you find the guy then rip off his balls and stick them up his ass so when shits, he shits all over his balls(Team America) and tie him up to a tree and throw bits of his cage at him. Then show him how to really ride a bike!

[myvice]

Man that sucks! Are there any CCTV cams that may be able to see your bike? Like from a shop, bank or something?

[Paul in NZ]

Sigh... You poor old sausage, you are right, this aint fair by a long chalk!

The world is full of bastards.... (no really it is)

OK - One of us wins Lotto and we buy an estate and let the other live in the gate house and we don't let any one in (unless they have an appointment) and we park where we like....

Not fair though really!

[Velox]

Oh AGAIN!!! Sorry to hear that luv! Perhaps I could lie in wait in an upper room of the library over the road with my .22 and catch the mongrel! While WT and the vigilantes/violators hide amongst the decorative lettuces in the garden beside the bike park. Although it's prob a "series of unfortunate events" rather than a sadistic bike-knocker-overer eh.
Stink. Welcome to the club of smashed instrument panels and black tape.