Farts, carts and body parts.

**Biff** · 15th August 2005, 13:27

The Biffeth haveth returned, as if you give a shite, but I feel it my duty to let you know that I am indeed safe, have lost 20 pounds due to the heat, food ( or more precicely what it did to my arse) and hard core sex for hours on end with lots of beautiful Asian wimmin (yeah right, but I do have a reputation to uphold. And Ms Biff may read this).

My understanding of all things Asian has been further expanded, and I now consider myself a self proclaimed expert in Bangkok nightlife. From ping pong to group sex - I am the all knowing font of knowledge.

Attached is a pdf that gives you some insight into the last couple of countries I visited. I haven't finished writing up part 2 - but hope to soon while the mammaries are still fresh in my mind.

For those of you looking for culture - move along now. I don't do that sort of thing here.

All hail Biff - Kiwi Biker Resident Strumpet at large.

Enjoy.
Missed ya.

**Sniper** · 15th August 2005, 13:36

You lucky lucky bugger. Hey can I come along as hand luggage next time

**bugjuice** · 15th August 2005, 13:43

welcum back biff.. been a hard time holdin up, but I tried me best..

**pritch** · 15th August 2005, 13:44

It's starting to seem a long time since I was in that part of the world. Actually it is a long time. Doesn't sound as if things have changed that much though. Not that I ever visited the "Platinum Room". More like the coconut room...