If a tree fell in the forest...

[Ixion]

'PERHAPS I SHALL TRY ONE MORE TIME,' Death said.
He reached down and lifted up a small kitten, patted it on the head, lowered it gently into the box, and closed the lid.
'THE CAT DIES WHEN THE AIR RUNS OUT?'
'If I understand it right, you don't know if the cat's dead or alive until you look at it,' said Albert.
'THINGS WILL HAVE COME TO A PRETTY PASS, ALBERT, IF I DID NOT KNOW WHETHER A THING WAS ALIVE OR DEAD WITHOUT HAVING TO GO AND LOOK.'
'Er... the way the theory goes, sir, it's the act of lookin' that determines if it's alive or not.'
Death looked hurt. 'ARE YOU SUGGESTING I WILL KILL THE CAT JUST BY LOOKING AT IT?'
'It's not quite like that, sir.'
'I MEAN IT'S NOT AS IF I MAKE FACES OR ANYTHING.'
'I think the whole cat in the box idea is one of them metaphors,' said Albert.
'AH. A LIE.'

Every forum I go to, that damned cat crops up sooner or later. I'm with DEATH , it's a lie.

I want a new law. Like Godwin's Law. As soon as schroedinger's cat is mentioned the thread is terminated.

[Slingshot]

Anyone notice that Hitcher did his NastyWork and never came back? Not even to the BadSpellers and suchlike.

we should lay some bate and see if we can get a recation

hitcher your the man and we need you to keep us all on the strat and narow

Im off to go and have a bear

See youll later

[unhingedlizard]

we should lay some bate and see if we can get a recation

hitcher your the man and we need you to keep us all on the strat and narow

Im off to go and have a bear

See youll later

Umm, so those tears on your leathers really weren't from gravel rash.

[mstriumph]

.... or spontaneously combusts in catastrophic manner ...

Every forum I go to, that damned cat crops up sooner or later. I'm with DEATH , it's a lie.

I want a new law. Like Godwin's Law. As soon as schroedinger's cat is mentioned the thread is terminated.

[sAsLEX]

we should lay some bate and see if we can get a recation

hitcher your the man and we need you to keep us all on the strat and narow

Im off to go and have a bear

See youll later

get s8r_boi back here, he is hitchers favourite little freind

[NC]

get s8r_boi back here, he is hitchers favourite little freind

I'm sure that's meant to be fiend... heh

[Beemer]

If a brunette dyes her hair blonde, will her brain cell count drop?

[Paul in NZ]

If a brunette dyes her hair blonde, will her brain cell count drop?

Only if it falls in a forest with a blind man to see it drop and a deaf man to hear it.

[onearmedbandit]

...and the mute tells everyone about it.

[mstriumph]

and the one-armed man posts it single-handedly to this forum and nobody reads it ....

[Big Dave]

I want a new law. .

Cohen's Law:
What really matters is the name you succeed in imposing on the facts - not the facts themselves.

s'true - google it.

[onearmedbandit]

and the one-armed man posts it single-handedly to this forum and nobody reads it ....

Nobody, [sniff sniff], come on someone read it.....

[MSTRS:Me]

Nobody, [sniff sniff], come on someone read it.....

I typed this using one finger,. Does that make you feel better?

[yungatart]

I typed this using one finger,. Does that make you feel better?

I read it with one eye-does that help to ease the pain?

[onearmedbandit]

Awww, thanks guys. You're the best.