View Poll Results: If a tree fell in a forest, and nobody was there to hear it, would it make noise?

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Thread: If a tree fell in the forest...

  1. #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff
    'PERHAPS I SHALL TRY ONE MORE TIME,' Death said.
    He reached down and lifted up a small kitten, patted it on the head, lowered it gently into the box, and closed the lid.
    'THE CAT DIES WHEN THE AIR RUNS OUT?'
    'If I understand it right, you don't know if the cat's dead or alive until you look at it,' said Albert.
    'THINGS WILL HAVE COME TO A PRETTY PASS, ALBERT, IF I DID NOT KNOW WHETHER A THING WAS ALIVE OR DEAD WITHOUT HAVING TO GO AND LOOK.'
    'Er... the way the theory goes, sir, it's the act of lookin' that determines if it's alive or not.'
    Death looked hurt. 'ARE YOU SUGGESTING I WILL KILL THE CAT JUST BY LOOKING AT IT?'
    'It's not quite like that, sir.'
    'I MEAN IT'S NOT AS IF I MAKE FACES OR ANYTHING.'
    'I think the whole cat in the box idea is one of them metaphors,' said Albert.
    'AH. A LIE.'

    Every forum I go to, that damned cat crops up sooner or later. I'm with DEATH , it's a lie.

    I want a new law. Like Godwin's Law. As soon as schroedinger's cat is mentioned the thread is terminated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Anyone notice that Hitcher did his NastyWork and never came back? Not even to the BadSpellers and suchlike.
    we should lay some bate and see if we can get a recation

    hitcher your the man and we need you to keep us all on the strat and narow

    Im off to go and have a bear

    See youll later
    The Unknown Rider

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slingshot
    we should lay some bate and see if we can get a recation

    hitcher your the man and we need you to keep us all on the strat and narow

    Im off to go and have a bear

    See youll later

    Umm, so those tears on your leathers really weren't from gravel rash.
    The real mystery is how come that fat bastard Hurley has never lost any weight.

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    .... or spontaneously combusts in catastrophic manner ...
    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    Every forum I go to, that damned cat crops up sooner or later. I'm with DEATH , it's a lie.

    I want a new law. Like Godwin's Law. As soon as schroedinger's cat is mentioned the thread is terminated.
    ... ...

    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slingshot
    we should lay some bate and see if we can get a recation

    hitcher your the man and we need you to keep us all on the strat and narow

    Im off to go and have a bear

    See youll later
    get s8r_boi back here, he is hitchers favourite little freind

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    Quote Originally Posted by sAsLEX
    get s8r_boi back here, he is hitchers favourite little freind
    I'm sure that's meant to be fiend... heh
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"

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    If a brunette dyes her hair blonde, will her brain cell count drop?
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer
    If a brunette dyes her hair blonde, will her brain cell count drop?
    Only if it falls in a forest with a blind man to see it drop and a deaf man to hear it.

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    ...and the mute tells everyone about it.

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    and the one-armed man posts it single-handedly to this forum and nobody reads it ....
    ... ...

    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    I want a new law. .
    Cohen's Law:
    What really matters is the name you succeed in imposing on the facts - not the facts themselves.

    s'true - google it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph
    and the one-armed man posts it single-handedly to this forum and nobody reads it ....
    Nobody, [sniff sniff], come on someone read it.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit
    Nobody, [sniff sniff], come on someone read it.....
    I typed this using one finger,. Does that make you feel better?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    I typed this using one finger,. Does that make you feel better?
    I read it with one eye-does that help to ease the pain?
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    Awww, thanks guys. You're the best.

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