Tall Tales from Today on Hwy22

**Keystone19** · 28th July 2005, 15:16

Her voluptuous curves, her smooth lines. How the sun shimmers through the trees and reflects on her golden fields…

By the way Farmer Brown, could you please not drop those mud dags all over the road, they’re really slippery when it’s wet…

The peaceful vista, the quiet murmur of the brook, the gentle hills receding into the distance…

Excuse me, Mr Transit, it would be really nice if you could let me know about those gravel bits before I get to them, please…

The flitter of birds in the trees, the quiet conversation of cows, the gobble of turkeys preparing for my Christmas dinner…

Umm, Farmer Brown, that cow that was barrelling down the middle of the road at me this morning, could you possibly keep her tied up until I’ve gone past…

Umm, no officer, I’m covered in mud not because I’ve been off-roading on my VTR, I’ve been riding Hwy22…

**placidfemme** · 28th July 2005, 15:18

lol nice one

**crashe** · 28th July 2005, 16:05

Good one Keystone.....

Wait til the lads who love SH22 read this....

**Keystone19** · 28th July 2005, 16:08

Wait til the lads who love SH22 read this....

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Yeah, well, I thought I could bring the romantic appeal of the road into their hearts...

**Riff Raff** · 28th July 2005, 16:14

Originally Posted by crashe

Wait til the lads who love SH22 read this....

I'm pretty damn sure that Firefight waxes lyrical in a similar manner when he's riding 22.

**justsomeguy** · 28th July 2005, 16:15

What the ................

Next you'll be lining the road with teddy bears or something......

We prefer a dangerous road, with fierce decreasing radius corners, random obstacles ready to torture those who dare lose concentration, blind corners, wet slippery shaded areas, massive pits caused by washouts, taunting corner speed signs…

.………………….. not the bloody bubbling brook and the cute little sparrows and that other girlie stuff……

**Motu** · 28th July 2005, 16:16

Fit the bike to the road,not the road to the bike....much cheaper....and more fun.

**justsomeguy** · 28th July 2005, 16:20

Originally Posted by Motu

Fit the bike to the road,not the road to the bike....much cheaper....and more fun.

Sorry what??

**John** · 28th July 2005, 16:43

Originally Posted by justsomeguy

Sorry what??

He means get a trail bike if ye wants to ride 22

**Zed** · 28th July 2005, 17:22

Originally Posted by Keystone19

Her voluptuous curves, her smooth lines. How the sun shimmers through the trees and reflects on her golden fields…

By the way Farmer Brown, could you please not drop those mud dags all over the road, they’re really slippery when it’s wet…

The peaceful vista, the quiet murmur of the brook, the gentle hills receding into the distance…

Excuse me, Mr Transit, it would be really nice if you could let me know about those gravel bits before I get to them, please…

The flitter of birds in the trees, the quiet conversation of cows, the gobble of turkeys preparing for my Christmas dinner…

Umm, Farmer Brown, that cow that was barrelling down the middle of the road at me this morning, could you possibly keep her tied up until I’ve gone past…

Umm, no officer, I’m covered in mud not because I’ve been off-roading on my VTR, I’ve been riding Hwy22…

Hehe, I enjoyed reading that thanks Jill!

I'm glad you got through it in one piece. Now you can tell everyone that you have conquered SH22, and in the wet and over all those obstacles too!

You'll soon be passing my mileage record if you keep that up!

**Zed** · 28th July 2005, 17:32

Originally Posted by justsomeguy

....not the bloody bubbling brook and the cute little sparrows and that other girlie stuff...

Hey buddy, if you can't appreciate that beautiful, natural, girlie scenery while riding the 22 then you're missing out BIG time!

**Zapf** · 28th July 2005, 17:41

Originally Posted by justsomeguy

What the ................

Next you'll be lining the road with teddy bears or something......

We prefer a dangerous road, with fierce decreasing radius corners, random obstacles ready to torture those who dare lose concentration, blind corners, wet slippery shaded areas, massive pits caused by washouts, taunting corner speed signs…

.………………….. not the bloody bubbling brook and the cute little sparrows and that other girlie stuff……

Sorry JSG... u are too manly for me. perhaps thats why your lines are so jaggered and not smooth with curves?

**justsomeguy** · 28th July 2005, 17:48

Originally Posted by Zapf

Sorry JSG... u are too manly for me. perhaps thats why your lines are so jaggered and not smooth with curves?

You got it.... but I'm working on it so soon my lines will be all muscular instead of skinny and sharp......

**justsomeguy** · 28th July 2005, 17:50

Originally Posted by Zed

Hey buddy, if you can't appreciate that beautiful, natural, girlie scenery while riding the 22 then you're missing out BIG time!

I do appreciate the scenery, I've ridden there a few times in such horrible rain that I had no choice but to slow down and appreciate the REALLY beautiful scenery.....

But chasing apexes is a much a higher priority for me.....