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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    , it gave me abit of a stify!
    Only a bit? Ask Paul for some 'tips'.

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    Caution: BMW Seat Defect located ...

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/mo...duced-erection

    Hate to see any kiwi riders suffer the same fate. I bet we are all taking this seriously and will follow the outcome of this story with interest!


    Safe riding out there ...

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    Must admit I get a little excited by my new BMW too....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Only a bit? Ask Paul for some 'tips'.
    Fuck yes - I've seen powerpoint slides you couldn't dream of... Terrible things....

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    I'm not sure what the problem is here. If anything, the wife should be thanking BMW.....
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    Only in America


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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxr View Post
    And his problem is ??????
    Can't search with an erection?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxr View Post
    heh... his wife of 30 years probably wants to make use of it.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    I am not understanding how he says he cant engage in sexual activity, and is sueing over it

    PRIAPISM is a continuous errection.... what the fuck is his problem???
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    Quote Originally Posted by GrayWolf View Post
    I am not understanding how he says he cant engage in sexual activity, and is sueing over it

    PRIAPISM is a continuous errection.... what the fuck is his problem???
    The thing is probably raw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    The thing is probably raw.
    VALID
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    I had the opposite problem on my FXR150 when I had Mrs Oakie on pillion and rode for more than 25 minutes. I'd hop off the bike and be numb from the waist down for a few moments. Best part though was when it started to wear off as I'd go all tingly from the waist down and if I was walking it felt like someone was touching me in an inappropriate manner.
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    Uneasy rider sues over bike-induced erection

    A US motorcycle enthusiast has taken legal action after a bike seat gave him long lasting erections.

    Straight from the ''only in America'' files comes this – a Californian man is suing BMW North America over a seat that gave him a severe case of priapism (A persistent, lasting erection) that has lasted for 20 months.

    Henry Wolf claims his 1993 BMW motorcycle, or more specifically the bike's "ridge-like" seat, gave him a "severe case of priapism" when he took it for a four-hour ride on May 1, 2010, according to the Courthouse News Service.

    Wolf is suing BMW North America and the seat's manufacturer, Corbin-Pacific, in a product liability lawsuit in the California Superior Court in San Francisco, claiming the "negligent design, manufacture and/or installation of the seat" has caused the painful condition.

    Narrow, "banana" style seats similar to the one reportedly fitted to Wolf's motorcycle have been associated with problems such as genital numbness and even erectile dysfunction, however Wolf's case is the first known to tackle the opposite side of the problem.

    The court notes state the Wolf "has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride" including "substantial emotional and mental anguish" and the inability to engage in sexual activity.

    Wolf is seeking compensation from both companies for emotional distress, lost wages and medical expenses.

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/mo...duced-erection

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    I had the opposite problem on my FXR150 when I had Mrs Oakie on pillion and rode for more than 25 minutes. I'd hop off the bike and be numb from the waist down for a few moments. Best part though was when it started to wear off as I'd go all tingly from the waist down and if I was walking it felt like someone was touching me in an inappropriate manner.
    ouch sounds like early sciatic problems... I'd 'watch that' if it starts getting 'worse' over time... could be positional, but a position shouldnt 'pinch' impinge a nerve root
    If the road to hell is paved with good intentions; and a man is judged by his deeds and his actions, why say it's the thought that counts? -GrayWolf

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