Who needs Viagra when you've got a BMW!

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Who needs Viagra when you've got a BMW!

Anyone that rides a BMW?

[DMCD]

Pretty sure this can be turned into a positive for BMW, I see a new add campaign...

[DMCD]

Seriously though ... having a perpetual horn could be terrible at times. Off the top of my head, you wouldn't want one:
> while hugging a grieving widow at a funeral
> in the communal shower after the gym
> while getting your prostate check up
> while doing anything at all involving sheep
> while looking at a picture of Helen Clark
> in the Honda shop
....

Hey Helen was a foxy young lass once upon a time...



On second thoughts... Maybe not...

[gatch]

I thought people bought BMWs when they couldn't get a boner anymore.

I mean, what else are they gonna do with their time.

[Gremlin]

I thought people bought BMWs when they couldn't get a boner anymore.

*checks*.... nope... I'm fine. Must be because I'm 28.

BMWs are for those with impeccable taste. Often looking for a bike a cut above the rest, ready to rock for their demanding applications...





How come I ain't sponsored?

[crazyhorse]

Absolute crack up story

[_Shrek_]

does that mean I can sue BMW for not getting a hard on when I ride my 1150