As a final thanks for all the help you guys have given me I thought it only fair to share my reason for the question in the first place - it stems from my one and only offroad attempt back in 2003 and which resulted in the following writeup. Please tell me I am not alone in this experience
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Went out at the weekend for my first "offroad" excursion in the Woodhill Forest (just North of Auckland). A great day out - started on a Honda XL250S Twinshock. Managed half of the "red" course but eventually I fell down so many times that I could not get my breath, get up from the ground or lift the bike up!. When I took off my helmet the steam rising from my furrowed brow had to be seen to be believed.
Thinks...must consume more Pi** before riding again so that I can keep my bodily fluids at the usual level
Retired to the carpark and dropped down to a Suzuki 185 2 stroke on the
"Green Trail". Eventually got sick of being passed by 4 year old rugrats on 50cc dirt bikes. But finally found a track I could manage without dropping the bike.
I was now ready for the yellow intermediate. Managed this a couple of times without any major offs and only foot down a couple of times.
Thinks...I now have this trail biking sorted and expect KTM or Honda talent scouts to pop out of the scrub waving contracts.
Lets go for a better time on the yellow....BIG MISTAKE!!!!!!
Came round a corner and down a gentle drop off of about 3 metres. Managed to miss the trail (normally referred to in my terminology as "deep Rut"). Slipped off the footpeg and in the flurry to gain control opened throttle WIIIIIDE!!!!....SECOND BIG MISTAKE!!!!!!.
Then proceeded to compound problem when both feet shot backwards over mudguard leaving me lying prone on the saddle, clutching the throttle ,
which was NAILED WIDE OPEN, heading down the drop off at ever increasing speed...and 185cc 2 strokes can fair accelerate downhill on a wide open throttle. I was now expecting a talent scout from the x games to join those from the factory moto x teams.
Never fear that looks like a nice soft clump of Toi Toi Grass (sort of like saw toothed Pampas Grass). I should stop OK when I get into that!!........THIRD BIG MISTAKE!!!!!
Does anyone see a pattern emerging here? No well stick with me you will.
185 2 stroke, screaming like a banshee, with senior member of Mild Bunch prone on seat, also screaming like a Banshee hits Toi Toi Grass at speed of light. Now Toi Toi Grass grows in fairly solid clumps and this one would not have looked out of place on the US Supercross circuit.. I now know I can jump a 185 cc Suzuki Trail Bike. Said bike launches itself into the air about 2 metres and heads straight towards a small tree. I saw it was a small tree as I lay on my back under it with a 2 stroke motorbike about a metre above my head screaming away (or was that me I could hear) above my head. When heading towards it airborne it looked more like a large Kauri or Sequoia
Eventually I managed to drag bike out of tree, kick start it, get back on the trail and ride to the end. I now have one bung knee, two wrenched shoulders, a smile on my face that won't go away and a wife who laughed so hard she cried when I explained why I was a little stiff and sore.
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