bloody cage drivers!!!!

[gman]

anyone here know how i can fit self targeting machine guns to my bike??????
ive had it back two three weeks since it got the bash by a cage and three times some stupid bastard has nearly run me off the road passing in the oncoming traffic in the opposite lane.all the usual 1 fingered salutes and fist waving,,flashing lights doesnt seem to work so i thought id just blow out their front tyres to get their attention...........if i get bowled again of me bike im gona knock the shit outa some one ,ive had enuff .rant rant stamps feet really hard..

[SpankMe]

I say we start strapping metal bars to our bikes so we can smash their fucking wing mirrors when they get too close.

[T.I.E]

a brick is good. and i don't know anything.

[justsomeguy]

I think it would be easier to learn to use your rear view mirrors. And usually ride fast enough to not be over taken.... say about 2 seconds faster than the car behind you........

However - I think Spank is onto a better idea.....

[T.I.E]

or follow them and break fluid on their paint that spells out a nice word and with in a few days or week tha paint melts leaving a lovely word on their cage.
and i still don't know anything.

[justsomeguy]

why should we HAVE TO compensate for other ignorance and inability?

I feel your pain GMAN.

Because 99.99% of them &#%%'ers are too ignorant to realise how useless they are and those that do realise it don't really have the ability to do anything except retain their zombie like attitude.

[sAsLEX]

a gyroscopically stabalised 50 cal mount on the pillion seat would be good, or fucking go all out and strap one of these puppies on

[justsomeguy]

I was just saying that we shouldn't haveto if you get what I mean, we are punished for caring more for the enviroment (or similar )

KNow what you meant Jonno - and you are absolutely correct......

But what can we do (apart from the steel rods and opening doors and kicking mirrors and denting... )..........

[sAsLEX]

everyone get a collectors gun licence, and we will go get some m16's then they will think twice.

nah you want something with a bit of punch, a 50 cal round will smash the engine block and disable them!

[mstriumph]

A 6inch nail works, but it sounds as though you were after something slightly more high-tech.?

[SPORK]

nah you want something with a bit of punch, a 50 cal round will smash the engine block and disable them!

Yep, get an M82 Barett, set up camp a kilometer away from the motorway, and observe who shouldn't be allowed to drive...

[Smorg]

I know exactly what you mean was riding through devonport early one morning after finishing a night watch and got side swiped by a f#*ken soccer mum in a bongo!!!!!!
She is taking me to court in a few weeks to try and get me to pay $1700.00 worth of bills.
I was half way through taking a corner when the stupid bitch decided she take it to without indicating (i had been indicating for a previous 3 seconds as required by law)
Then she had the decency to scream at me for endangering the life of her kids!!!!!!!!!
Anyway appearing in north shore court in a few weeks and i know exactly what im going to say to her

Get canterbury's 4.5's on those cage drivers mate!!

[Marmoot]

m1a2 anyone? Sure that would fit the bill..

You hypocrit....M1A2 i theoretically classified as a cage....

[avgas]

crows feet work a charm if u can get in front nah just kiddn folks .
have booted the occasional door if im trapped on the side of a vehicle.
but thankfully thats only happened twice.
Still john bulls leave a nice dent.

[madboy]

I alternate between wrist vs wing mirror and toe-slider vs door/guard. Never quite hung round long enough to see the overall effect on the driving behaviour and/or vehicle, but it makes me feel better.