Thanks to the cop on the bike.

[Zed]

So Auckland ain't such a bad place after all eh, ya tinny Trashman!!

[V Twin Raver]

Anyway, if ya see a Maori bloke with a moustache on a Honda cop bike cruising around, give him a friendly wave. He's a good cunt.

He was just messing with you. Don't you know they have all traded in the Honda's for BMW's. This guy purchased an ex cop bike (and gears) and is getting his kicks out of pulling up idiots.

[Lou Girardin]

So I shoot over three lanes onto the verge, climb off the bike and take off my helmet, remove ear plugs, and get the anal lube ready.
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I'd rather get a ticket.
Or, you could give him one. Then he couldn't touch you.

You'd be within the law.

[BNZ]

So I shoot over three lanes onto the verge, climb off the bike and take off my helmet, remove ear plugs, and get the anal lube ready.

Well im glad to see that not only where you on the bike, you were also wearing a helmet . The Anal lube? Well, I was worried those auckland boys would pick on a skinny little fella like you.

[MD]

and get the anal lube ready.
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Bloody hell I thought BMW bike tool kits were well stocked but Suzuki thought of everything !