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    The WORST smell is going past a farm where they have rotting fruit that shit is disgusting, I try hold my breath, hardly ever hold it long enough though omg
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    Quote Originally Posted by AE4ME View Post
    The WORST smell is going past a farm where they have rotting fruit that shit is disgusting, I try hold my breath, hardly ever hold it long enough though omg
    Nah, rotting fruit is 'tempered' by the waft of alcohol. Worst smell has gotta be silage...
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    What I had for breakfast, stupid thread

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    When filtering along the motorway I have smelt beer from open car windows.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mrchips View Post
    murphy's law..... If you drop a big juicy fart in yer rain suit, it will greet you at your next toilet stop.
    Yep. A few weeks ago I forced out a seat-ripper about 3 minutes from work and released it into the office atmosphere as I took off my Dririders at my desk.

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    I smell pies.
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    Did you blow on them?
    Only if it was a vagina pie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Worst smell has gotta be silage...
    Pig farms......

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    Oh, and yes. Pig farm on a hot day is really bad but also is a field of 'ripe' cabbages. Smells putrid the way that farts in the bath seem to smell putrid for some reason.
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    The smell of a pine forest is always nice.

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    If you ever get held up behind a livestock truck in a rain shower and you detect the strong, stenchy aroma of fresh manure- the shit you are smelling is shit (spoken from personal experience). Touring NZ by bike ain't always glamorous...

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    From all the posts so far, it is quiet clear that none of you have ever sat on a CB919 Hornet at the lights when bike is properly warmed up
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    I like the smell of heady , sticky buds ripening as I ride by....found a very nice crop once riding thru the forests near Taupo, just followed my nose & bingo. Good thing I turned up actually as they really needed a bit of pruning.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by puddytat View Post
    I like the smell of heady , sticky buds ripening as I ride by....found a very nice crop once riding thru the forests near Taupo, just followed my nose & bingo. Good thing I turned up actually as they really needed a bit of pruning.....
    Ha there is no mistaking that smell... Go Mr Greenfingers, lucky the owner didn't show up or you and your bike may have ended up being fertiliser
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