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    The future of crash helmets...

    This is for bicycles but.....

    http://www2.electronicproducts.com/_...2012-html.aspx

    Clever

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    its like Neal Stephenson's SNOW CRASH made real Now all we need is a man with a motorcycle and side car, and an A bomb in the side car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    its like Neal Stephenson's SNOW CRASH made real Now all we need is a man with a motorcycle and side car, and an A bomb in the side car.
    Sounds like a job for wallace n grommit....

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    I guess it's a good idea. Better than half top plastic hat we all wear as of now.



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    That is just shit.

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    What about my beautiful face?!

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    I need one of them, to stop her head from bangin on the headboard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    That is just shit.
    Fucking gay even.

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    maybe gay but imagine how many mucho tough seafaring Kiwis would benefit from a lifejacket made from this type of technology?

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    http://www.etsy.com/listing/56742445...campaign=Share


    Oh yeah. a helmet that has phrenology on it. only $300USD


    Actually what I want is one of these but i cannot find it for sale on the interwebs. I presume that Simpson and/or Bell sued their arse into OBLIVION

    http://zzchop.blogspot.co.nz/2009/12...on-helmet.html

    Id settle for this one though:

    http://www.firstshowing.net/2011/lis...-tattoo-viral/
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    Quote Originally Posted by jellywrestler View Post
    maybe gay but imagine how many mucho tough seafaring Kiwis would benefit from a lifejacket made from this type of technology?
    would be fuckin hopeless cause their mouth and nose would be under water with just the white floaty sticking outawwww you mean a lifejacket with that technology, already here and selling
    http://www.safetyandrescue.co.nz/sho...ifejacket.html

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    I wonder if it would react fast enough to stop a pheasant (or seagull) hitting you in the gob?

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    Instant Armour, Would work a treat down the pub when getting a bit lippy.

    as long as its faster then a fist.

    Would look pretty stupid having that shit pop out of your collar after someone has broken your face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    I wonder if it would react fast enough to stop a pheasant (or seagull) hitting you in the gob?
    Um no....

    Inflates in 1 tenth of a second".

    36km/h is 10ms-1 so it takes 1m at 36 km/h to inflate - your head is only about 0.5m back from the front of the bike.

    Now imagine you at 100kph closing on a seagull flying towards you at 8kpm to make the maths easier. Its 3 times as fast so you have traveled 3M. I'd stick with your "permanently activated" model for now.

    But its interesting technology all the same and a possible route for the future (as well as all those free to choose states in the USA)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Um no....

    Inflates in 1 tenth of a second".

    36km/h is 10ms-1 so it takes 1m at 36 km/h to inflate - your head is only about 0.5m back from the front of the bike.

    Now imagine you at 100kph closing on a seagull flying towards you at 8kpm to make the maths easier. Its 3 times as fast so you have traveled 3M. I'd stick with your "permanently activated" model for now.

    But its interesting technology all the same and a possible route for the future (as well as all those free to choose states in the USA)
    My tongue was firmly in cheek.. bet you guessed.

    Awhile ago my g/f & I did a skerrick of research on a similar idea to develop an avalanche jacket using your smart phone sensor to set it off when you get buried. I quickly realised I'm not smart enough...

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