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    Highway cops programme Tuesday 26 June

    Not a bitch at cops in general or anything like it but jesus H the cop over on the coast that gets a call,hits the lights etc then goes up and over the crest of the hill mostly on the wrong side of the road made me shudder somewhat.As i watched it happening i said to the mrs "god help anyone coming the other way here" thankfully there wasnt.Very surprised it was used in the programme to be honest.Anyone else notice see it?
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    Didnt look too bad to me. Great to see the southern idiots on tv, that fat thing in qtown was a winner for sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    ?......... fat thing in qtown was a winner for sure.
    pop an apple in her gob and she'd make a beauty centre piece on a Sunday roast table.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Didnt look too bad to me. Great to see the southern idiots on tv, that fat thing in qtown was a winner for sure.
    Meeting people like that is a perk of the job...

    And did you hear the other sozzled bimbo say "Aw but the car's never even crashed yet" when it was pointed out how unsafe it was??
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    The crash was on the Hope saddle. So it was a bit further up than the coast. The bit I saw ... was a bit of a straight stretch and didn't seem to be going that quickly. Not much room for cars ahead of him to get out of his way either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    pop an apple in her gob and she'd make a beauty centre piece on a Sunday roast table.
    Nice work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    pop an apple in her gob and she'd make a beauty centre piece on a Sunday roast table.
    The apple may shut her up ... but her fat content is a bit high for my liking ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Didnt look too bad to me.
    Really?As i said made me cringe watching it but then as the mrs just pointed out" maybe you and cresting hills is a sore point"
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Really?As i said made me cringe watching it but then as the mrs just pointed out" maybe you and cresting hills is a sore point"
    She still a bit sour on that subject .... ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Meeting people like that is a perk of the job...

    And did you hear the other sozzled bimbo say "Aw but the car's never even crashed yet" when it was pointed out how unsafe it was??
    And she never got her nipples out, bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    And she never got her nipples out, bitch.
    yeah I noticed that as for the fat thing being a centre piece on the table, the outside would be black and she would still be raw in the middle

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    She still a bit sour on that subject .... ??
    Indeed,John (Oldrider ) called in today and when i told him how long i was walking for he was disgusted as am i to be honest all things considered,i dont have a problem with the cop who pinged me he was just doing his job but when you sit in a courthouse and listen to the rubbish sentences handed out to cunts that break in to peoples houses etc then listen to yours its a tad annoying.Not that i am whinging
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    Quote Originally Posted by skippa1 View Post
    yeah I noticed that as for the fat thing being a centre piece on the table, the outside would be black and she would still be raw in the middle
    Nicely pickled though, what, having drunk a bottle of vodka and 2 jim beams or whatever it was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    pop an apple in her gob and she'd make a beauty centre piece on a Sunday roast table.
    You'd have to strap a 4x2 across your arse to stop you from falling in before you shagged her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Nicely pickled though, what, having drunk a bottle of vodka and 2 jim beams or whatever it was.
    AND ... still under the limit ...
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