My apologies... to another angry cager

[Skyryder]

Well the down side of this is that there are more cagers than there are of us and sooner or later ol' Andy Knuclehead of the LTNZA is going to come up with another 'dictum' to the Mr Plods of our socieity something along the lines that if you see bikers 'lane splitting etc.................book em.

Skyryder

[Beemer]

I still like that idea of "wheover it was" (can't remember) about opening the back door or passenger door of a car driven by some eejit who's trying to cut you off. Harmless, inventive, intensely annoying to the driver, and amusing to you.

That would be my dearly beloved Vifferman! He is all of the above - harmless, inventive, extremely annoying to the driver, and amusing to me!

I don't know about you PF, but I'd be a little more careful when lane splitting - I know I would be pretty pissed off if someone knocked my mirrors because they thought the gap was bigger than it really was. You never know what they might do to the next bike they see.

[placidfemme]

I don't know about you PF, but I'd be a little more careful when lane splitting - I know I would be pretty pissed off if someone knocked my mirrors because they thought the gap was bigger than it really was. You never know what they might do to the next bike they see.

I know that... its not like I did it on purpose...

[unhingedlizard]

" If at first you dont succeed, in with the boot and in with the heed"
Rab Nesbett.

[vifferman]

That would be my dearly beloved Vifferman!

Errrrum... I had to read this at least three times. It's nice that I'm your "dearly beloved", but after realising (disappointedly) that's not what you meant, I think you should edit it to say, "That would be my dearly beloved, Vifferman!"

[mstriumph]

there there ..... i HATE to see a grown man cry whilst punctuating

Errrrum... I had to read this at least three times. It's nice that I'm your "dearly beloved", but after realising (disappointedly) that's not what you meant, I think you should edit it to say, "That would be my dearly beloved, Vifferman!"

[NC]

I wouldn't even bother saying sorry, I'm sure they would have sped off if they were the one hitting you.

[Lou Girardin]

NC's right. Just apply the new golden rule.
Do unto others before they do unto you.

[Beemer]

Errrrum... I had to read this at least three times. It's nice that I'm your "dearly beloved", but after realising (disappointedly) that's not what you meant, I think you should edit it to say, "That would be my dearly beloved, Vifferman!"

Whoops, glad Hitcher didn't spot that! You are so right, Vifferman - although I must say, I have never met you and so if circumstances had been different, who knows if you may indeed have turned out to be my beloved! But, alas, you are too late, I'm an old-fashioned girl who won't be cheating!

[myvice]

Just lean in the window and say, "Sorry mate, didn’t see you"

[inlinefour]

when everyone starts to realise this and stop carrying on like a prat will the road rage concept be lost...

[Ixion]

Errrrum... I had to read this at least three times. It's nice that I'm your "dearly beloved", but after realising (disappointedly) that's not what you meant, I think you should edit it to say, "That would be my dearly beloved, Vifferman!"

Bugger. That's blown another perfectly good rumour.