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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis2 View Post
    Could be worse - you might meet Ackzle
    That could make for a better KB story. Could be amusing reading both sides of that encounter even if it turned out that Akzle just bend down and took it

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    I'm not in tour profession, so have little knowledge of it, but it sounds like you had a mundane start to the day.

    Now I'm thinking a crap start to the day might me:
    * Waking up someone's mother to tell them their child has been killed by a drunk driver.
    * Being assigned the task of finding the missing body parts from a high energy impact that caused the vehicle occupant to be killed and ripped apart.
    * Having to clean out the back of the car because the last occupant pissed themselves over it.

    So take heart that no matter how crap you think your day might be - it could have been far worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    Found out this evening the bastard has cheated me out of two days, writing it for today when it was due Friday... now I have to visit again...
    LOL I hope your not serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    I saw a seagull fly past the window at work today.
    Whoaarr, you really live on the edge eh!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis2 View Post
    Could be worse - you might meet Ackzle
    Oh puh-leese, have some mercy....
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    sounds like a fucken sweet day. I'd be happy doin that. Wouldnt want other parts of some of the days you have but a bit of highway policing would get me goin. Wanna swap?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis2 View Post
    Could be worse - you might meet Ackzle
    If you do, please beat him profusely, we'll cover for you.

    "there was this really big fly, and the officer was chassing it off with his baton"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis2 View Post
    Could be worse - you might meet Ackzle
    you heartless bastard!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantom Limb View Post
    If you do, please beat him profusely, we'll cover for you.

    "there was this really big fly, and the officer was chassing it off with his baton"
    I hear phone books don't leave bruises
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5150 View Post
    I hear phone books don't leave bruises
    My god!! are there still phonebooks? I pretty much only ever use the net now... I would imagine a computer would leave a bruise....
    Last edited by wysper; 26th July 2012 at 10:17. Reason: can't spell

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5150 View Post
    I hear phone books don't leave bruises
    Lots of people think that. It ain't fuckin true, I promise! Instead it leaves really fuckin spread out bruises that are harder to distinguish.

    But that Akzel rooster might just benefit from some bruises.

    "Rastus was writing me a shit load of tickets when Akzel got the learn your honour".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Lots of people think that. It ain't fuckin true, I promise! Instead it leaves really fuckin spread out bruises that are harder to distinguish.

    But that Akzel rooster might just benefit from some bruises.

    "Rastus was writing me a shit load of tickets when Akzel got the learn your honour".
    Would the modern phonebooks be big enough. Now they have gone to that microscopic font there is hardly any weight in them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneofsix View Post
    Would the modern phonebooks be big enough. Now they have gone to that microscopic font there is hardly any weight in them.

    Maybe a duffle bag full of sand then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sil3nt View Post
    LOL I hope your not serious.
    Of course I'm serious... the bike's on 6 monthly wofs now. They keep that up and the date will keep moving forward. Got recurring calendar reminders set for multiple bikes for rego and wof. It does help that the station is about 20m out of my way from home to work...
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    Quote Originally Posted by wysper View Post
    My god!! are there still phonebooks? I pretty much only ever use the net now... I would imagine a computer would leave a bruise....
    I use White Pages on my wifes iPad. I'll beat him with that.

    It has an app for just about everything, but I can't find one for dishing out beatings.

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