Worse work stories

[Lozza2442]

Not sure how to delete a post. Ignore this... -_-

[Akzle]

When I got my licence that was all it took.

So how would you pay for these roads you would build?

Licensing creates culpability. Do you not agree?

well.. i'd just take the money off all the jews, err, employees, innit?

but i'd say the guys with the trucks at the quarry might find some benefit in having a road built, so they'd probably sort out some material for it eh?

culpability. blame.
yes and no.
if the "justice" system worked, potentially,
as it is, hell no. people get off on 'technicalities" seventh-eight-tenth recidivist drunk drivers get their "licenses" back, i've been hit off my bike once, i wasn't really worried about whether he had a license or no. at the end of the day, he could have been a drunk 13 year old. the result was the same. so to what end, his having or not a "license", in that situ?

the current "license" system is simply for accounting purposes. if it was any real indication of skill or ability a) there'd be a few million less people on the road and b) i might not object to it so much.
pray tell, how does it cost an agency 50$ to print a shiney plastic card?, how does a "tester" EARN his, what is it now..? 200$ for the hour?

what benefit do YOU derive from "registering" your vehicles?

[Akzle]

Godwin's law invoked. This thread is over

unfortunately that doesn't actually reduce the validity of the point.

and citing godwin's where the conversation started at governance anyway is pretty weak. maybe you should troll the housewares and baking forums....
after all if a kenwood mixer isn't just the modern day manifestation of all things duly-elected-socialist-government, i don't know what is!

[nzspokes]

what benefit do YOU derive from "registering" your vehicles?

It pays for my medical bills if I crash.

[Drew]

It pays for my medical bills if I crash.

I really fuckin hate to do this, and I wanna shoot myself...But. No, it doesn't. Your medical bills will get picked up no matter what. Worst case scenario they'll send you to jail, where you will not pay any tax, and still get free health care.

[neels]

I like the idea that Azkle doesn't fit within the laws of our society.

That way someone can club the dumb bastard over the back of the head and not be punished for it, after all if the laws don't apply to him they also don't apply for him.

The funny thing about those who tout the theory of individual freedom outside the law of society, they don't realise that were there no laws they would be the first against the wall, just because they're so fucking annoying.

[Akzle]

I like the idea that Azkle doesn't fit within the laws of our society.

That way someone can club the dumb bastard over the back of the head and not be punished for it, after all if the laws don't apply to him they also don't apply for him.

The funny thing about those who tout the theory of individual freedom outside the law of society, they don't realise that were there no laws they would be the first against the wall, just because they're so fucking annoying.

well. no, because we usually also believe we have the right to bare arms, and to use firearms to put food on the table. so we're able to defend ourselves should you feel the need to be aggressive.
also, being that we do actually make animals into food, you might find your mamby-pamby office worker hands just can't take being covered in blood and lack the strength to break a bird's neck. and that you have no idea where carrots or potatoes actually come from (but we who go bush know they grow on stir-fry-mixed-veg trees =) )
also unfortunately for you, they haven't worked out how to grow meat on styrofoam yet. given the proteins in meat that have allowed our brain's evolutionary development, i think you'd end up hungry and drooling while reciting "all noodles and no meat makes jimmowah a retarded boy" until your noodle stocks dried up. then you'd be fucked eh?

i didn't go out looking for this thread. i don't stand on street corners with a sandwhich board hailing doomsday, i don't wear a suit and ride a bicycle to your doorstep, i don't have billboard or advertising space. i was asked to expand on my world view. were i to pass you in the street, you wouldn't know me from your governmentium-fan boy club.

[Bikemad]

Akzel.
A curiosity question only
Do you have a birth certificate?

nah........he was shot on to a toilet wall and left to hatch in the sun

[Fast Eddie]

wow...

just wow..

What do you do for a job Akzle? and where do you commute, what areas.. where do you live work and play is really what I'm asking.

Cause I need to cross those areas off the map a.s.a.p. black em out..

You would have to write some of THE most retarded stuff I've ever read/heard/seen..

and I go on websites like this: http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

[bogan]

because we usually also believe we have the right to bare arms, and to use firearms to put food on the table. so we're able to defend ourselves should you feel the need to be aggressive.

Firstly, when did it become we? so far its all been about an individual stepping out from the bits of society he doesn't like, now you're relying on a mass/group consensus?
Secondly, wifebeaters are great for bare arms, coupled with stubbies and it's almost iconic NZ work gear.

[Fast Eddie]

i got bare arms right now.. I'll be damned if I ever put a shirt on.

not with these guns. I call the left one Kenneth Noisewater, and the Right, Tom O'Leary

[Drew]

well. no, because we usually also believe we have the right to bare arms, and to use firearms to put food on the table. so we're able to defend ourselves should you feel the need to be aggressive.
also, being that we do actually make animals into food, you might find your mamby-pamby office worker hands just can't take being covered in blood and lack the strength to break a bird's neck. and that you have no idea where carrots or potatoes actually come from (but we who go bush know they grow on stir-fry-mixed-veg trees =) )
also unfortunately for you, they haven't worked out how to grow meat on styrofoam yet. given the proteins in meat that have allowed our brain's evolutionary development, i think you'd end up hungry and drooling while reciting "all noodles and no meat makes jimmowah a retarded boy" until your noodle stocks dried up. then you'd be fucked eh?

i didn't go out looking for this thread. i don't stand on street corners with a sandwhich board hailing doomsday, i don't wear a suit and ride a bicycle to your doorstep, i don't have billboard or advertising space. i was asked to expand on my world view. were i to pass you in the street, you wouldn't know me from your governmentium-fan boy club.

I am very amused that the obvious question is not being asked of the rooster.

[Akzle]

Firstly, when did it become we? so far its all been about an individual stepping out from the bits of society he doesn't like, now you're relying on a mass/group consensus?

around about here:
"The funny thing about those who tout the theory of individual freedom outside the law of society, they don't realise that were there no laws they would be the first against the wall..."

i'm not relying on anything beyond a cupboard full of guns and full tank o gas.
i'm not asking for or seeking anyone's consent, assent or agreement.
i challenge you to challenge yourself to prove me wrong though.

Secondly, wifebeaters are great for bare arms, coupled with stubbies and it's almost iconic NZ work gear.

my point exactly.

i got bare arms right now.. I'll be damned if I ever put a shirt on.

not with these guns. I call the left one Kenneth Noisewater, and the Right, Tom O'Leary

i call mine "masturbator" and "backup masturbator" it stands to reason that they're well developed.

wow...

just wow..

What do you do for a job Akzle? and where do you commute, what areas.. where do you live work and play is really what I'm asking.

Cause I need to cross those areas off the map a.s.a.p. black em out..

You would have to write some of THE most retarded stuff I've ever read/heard/seen..

and I go on websites like this: http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

sweet. one less muppet on the road. but i live in whangarei, but my kids are in auckland so i travel to see them regularly. i also have family in dunedin, wellington, the hutt, and the east coast.
that you for your consideration in getting the fuck offa my roads!

funny story. i didn't know that website existed until you posted it.

[Kickaha]

i also have family in dunedin

You'll be able to stop and and have a beer with eddie while you're down there visiting

[Madness]

They don't do Donuts in Oz...