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    Quote Originally Posted by neels View Post
    A good start would be learning how to spell fairies....
    There's nothing wrong with his spelling
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mungatoke Mad View Post
    & pages & pages of Green bullshit
    Please report the pages and pages of bullshit to Moto NZ.

    They are reporting all incidences of spilled BS to NZTA, in case a bike rider slips on it.

    Seems the best thing we can do to Azkle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by neels View Post
    A good start would be learning how to spell fairies....
    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    It would be a strong clue as to just how much he actually knows ... I guess those four years of education are starting to pay off ...

    err.. 'scuse me sires.
    ...your ignorance is showing.


    Quote Originally Posted by Mungatoke Mad View Post
    & pages & pages of Green bullshit
    green bullshit is the best kind. indicates a high level of available nitrogen. and nitrogen is good for the grass. and grass is good for me =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    err.. 'scuse me sires.
    ...your ignorance is showing.




    green bullshit is the best kind. indicates a high level of available nitrogen. and nitrogen is good for the grass. and grass is good for me =)
    Why not cut out the middleman and go straight to 100% nitrogen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post



    but pray, what harm do you believe i cause?
    You exist.
    That's enough I'd say....
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    You exist.
    That's enough I'd say....
    dont you have some dive boots to find?

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    Was it you, Azkle???????

    First bike I stopped had the reg on hold. I've given him a week to sort it, or a zillion tickets come his way. His explanation is that he has a philosophical objection to the ACC increase, so he's being a silent objector. I object too, but I re-regoed my personal bike two days ago, so the sympathy train doesn't stop at my house any more.

    Was it you, Azkle?

    Second bike I stopped turned out to be a winner. He was riding a late 90s VFR400, with no lights on. I was ahead of him, but I looked back and told him to put his headlight on. He did. Then I went back to my donuts, and he turned them off again. This warranted closer examination. As I pulled in behind him, the bike had no plate. Being good with clues, I spoke to him and found that the bike had had no WoF since 2006, same with rego. he had a full Class 1, but no class 6. The brake lever was a stump, it had snapped off all but the last couple of centimetres. The side panels were loose enough to fall off. It was a shitter.

    Was it you, Azkle?

    There was me, throwing the law around, expecting people to comply. Surely one of todays champions of personal freedom was you.

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    Oh Shite!
    They're multiplying!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    dont you have some dive boots to find?
    Here in Texas?

    Sheesh, that's really spreading the net...
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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    He was riding a late 90s VFR400, with no lights on.
    Hah now we know you are lying. They stopped making them in the early 90s

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    Such a shame the mentally insane have to voulonteer themselves to be locked up.

    Akzle: You wouldnt have even have been born if it wasnt for this sociey you hate so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sil3nt View Post
    Hah now we know you are lying. They stopped making them in the early 90s
    It had no plate, and no reg label. I didn't care enough about it's age to do the enquiries into how old it was, as it didn't matter.

    It had NC31 stamped on the head tube. Does that make sense? Late 80s?

    And no, I'm not lying. It happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    It had no plate, and no reg label. I didn't care enough about it's age to do the enquiries into how old it was, as it didn't matter.

    It had NC31 stamped on the head tube. Does that make sense? Late 80s?

    And no, I'm not lying. It happened.
    You should fine him for desecrating a VFR and a possible classic at that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheshirecat View Post
    You should fine him for desecrating a VFR and a possible classic at that.
    Thats unfair ... being gay would give the guy enough problems ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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