Worse work stories

[Drew]

I fail to follow your logic ... but logic was never your strong-point.

Never rely on a promise .. he will probably let you down.

Logic has no place in a good shit fight ya son of a whore.

[rastuscat]

Oh shit, did I forget to mention that

errrrrr I wasn't standing anywhere near there honest

Were you on one of the bikes?

Yes, I got out of bed at 4 so I could be abused by motorists who expected to turn up 5 minutes before the implosion and abandon their cars in the middle of Gloucester, Worcester and Cashel Streets, so they could enjoy the show.

It was quite cool seeing part of the city's history being written. I cringed inwardly at the thought of witnessing something like what the CTV building must have looked like on 22 Feb. I was washed over by a feeling of deja vu.

I even got to give a cyclist a flea in the ear for crashing a red light. Life is good.

[FJRider]

Logic has no place in a good shit fight ya son of a whore.

The secret is using good quality shit. You don't need to use as much ... or throw it so hard. And it sticks better and smells worse.

The poor quality shit thrown just doesn't have the same effect. As you have so ably demonstrated.

[Drew]

The secret is using good quality shit. You don't need to use as much ... or throw it so hard. And it sticks better and smells worse.

The poor quality shit thrown just doesn't have the same effect. As you have so ably demonstrated.

Yeah I know.

I used to be able to get the job done with just broad nasty low brow shit, on sheer volume alone. I seem to lack the enthusiasm for it any more.

[Kickaha]

Yes, I got out of bed at 4 so I could be abused by motorists who expected to turn up 5 minutes before the implosion and abandon their cars in the middle of Gloucester, Worcester and Cashel Streets, so they could enjoy the show.

It was quite cool seeing part of the city's history being written. I cringed inwardly at the thought of witnessing something like what the CTV building must have looked like on 22 Feb. I was washed over by a feeling of deja vu.

I even got to give a cyclist a flea in the ear for crashing a red light. Life is good.

I should have bought a donut for you

I got there an hour early but probably could have left it another 30 minutes and still been sweet

Very cool show, hope they blow some more shit up

[rastuscat]

I was watching a couple of cop bikes this morning, wrong way up a one way street and through red lights, hardly setting an good example

Yo Kicker

Just quoting wot u originally said coz its a good sample of a complaint against Popo.

Subsequent to you post, I explained the context in which your complaint exists.

Per usual, never let the (unstated) facts stand in the way of a good complaint against Popos.

Not an attack on you, Kicker, just mentioning how complaints rarely contain all the facts.

Taking my over-sensitive hat off now. Sod off.

[rastuscat]

I should have bought a donut for you

I got there an hour early but probably could have left it another 30 minutes and still been sweet

Very cool show, hope they blow some more shit up

Heard a council official today say that the council has 3 or 4 more on the hit list.

I have few suggestions. Anyone know how I can contact Guy Fawkes? Tee hee

[RuoskaNZ]

I even got to give a cyclist a flea in the ear for crashing a red light. Life is good.

What can you even do about the cyclists?

They do that crap all the time and think they are invulnerable.. like scooter riders >

[GrayWolf]

Yes, I got out of bed at 4 so I could be abused by motorists who expected to turn up 5 minutes before the implosion and abandon their cars in the middle of Gloucester, Worcester and Cashel Streets, so they could enjoy the show.

It was quite cool seeing part of the city's history being written. I cringed inwardly at the thought of witnessing something like what the CTV building must have looked like on 22 Feb. I was washed over by a feeling of deja vu.

I even got to give a cyclist a flea in the ear for crashing a red light. Life is good.

Back in the 80's I watched the two huge cooling towers of the old Croydon (UK) power station come down.. man that was an awesome sight, those things are effin huge.

[Kickaha]

Taking my over-sensitive hat off now. Sod off.

I was hoping for some better bites from some of the others

[FuriousD]

i don't really know where to start on this. it's a long topic and i've covered most of it before.
1) (bold type above) it IS a matter of FORCE. for someone to impeach on my natural rights, or for me to impeach someone elses, it needs to be done by FORCE, not consent, assent or to each's mutual benefit.
2) (also bold typeface, above) yeah, i'll admit, i'm fortunate to be in a country where dissent isn't going to get me shot. were i in one of the countries where it would. i would probably have an AK47 and a band of brothers who engage the government policy enforcers in skirmishes. a la, syria.
fortunately, this is not the case here and i can engage in mental and legal skirmishes to claim the rights they seek to deprive me of.
3) (by living in NZ...)
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you never applied for an IRD number did you? it was assigned at the incorporation of your berth, to balance the fucking books.
you don't pay tax. they take tax, and they dangle the carrot (would you rather be hit with the BIG stick,, or the LITTLE one?): if you are gainfully employed and "undeclared tax code" your EMPLOYER must pay 40% tax. if you declare your corporate taxation code, the employer pays less.
hot fucking deal. 30% ( 1-2 working days) EVERY WEEK, you are doing for all the "benefits" you receive for being part of that NZ society, wittingly or no.

put it this way (another question. try answering the first one)
if the government was floated as a limited liability company, for the benefits they provide, (and the 40k$ debt per capita!!) would you invest 50% of your sweat in them?

ok, I'm quite proud of myself for getting this far in this thread but I got to this long ass rant from Akzel and it was just over the top.
Mate your fool. In answer to your very original question yes you are obliged to posses and carry with you a valid licence for the vehicle you are or intending to drive.

If you don't like that or the taxes, go find a island somewhere far away from here and stick your head in the sand. Everyone will be the happier.

[Berries]

Mate your fool.

I'm not sure, but did you actually mean foal?

[FuriousD]

no bud. if we ever meet in your professional capacity you'll know about it.
i daresay i'll have your arse in court on charges of fraud.
ignorance of the law is no excuse. following orders is no excuse.

try me =)

asides from that, i don't set out to wind up poopoos, i can't imagine why the guy would have flicked his lights off again. mine is not to reason why.



well, i'm sure sorry you load yourself up with you and your society's hate/prejudice/bigotry/ignorance. no skin off my nose but, i live life, and i be happy. so GFY.

wait what? If your not a member of this society why do you get to bring charges against members of that society in there courts.
I thought you said you were giving up those rights earlier in the thread.

[scumdog]

no bud. if we ever meet in your professional capacity you'll know about it.
i daresay i'll have your arse in court on charges of fraud.
ignorance of the law is no excuse. following orders is no excuse.

try me =)

oh my, how my sides hurt from all the laughter when I read the above, goodness me, you're SO funny!!!

[5150]

no that would be silly.
sounds like the mating call of your mother. and i'd hate to go there again, son.


no. you didn't answer my question, but i'll do you the courtesy of answering yours.

what authority? god's authority. the authority of being born. same as you. i have no rights above you, you have no rights above me, putting on a glock and silly little blue hat doesn't give you any more authority either.
same as writing some hundred thousand pieces of legislation (acts) doesn't detract from my inherent authority.
i'm not an actor, i'm not under the judicature of a crown court, so i don't need to know the script by which to act.

incase you've missed it in my previous posts I AM NOT A PART OF ANY "SOCIETY" that you think i am.
so.
am i obliged to hold a license?

Fuck mate, Couldn't your old man just settle for a blowjob?