Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
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And seriously, that advice about the dog is worthwhile. The only time we've been burgled was when we were out of town and the dog was with us. I think every other house in the street has been done at least once.
Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
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And seriously, that advice about the dog is worthwhile. The only time we've been burgled was when we were out of town and the dog was with us. I think every other house in the street has been done at least once.
Age is too high a price to pay for maturity
Trouble is, that "To Catch a Thief" program shows that most dogs are as useful as tits on Batman's body-armour. A number of times the shows resident burglars played with or patted the dogs and on one episode I saw, the bloke actually took the dog because it was valuable.Originally Posted by MikeL
Motorbike Camping for the win!
I had to laugh when my mate got a big mean dog - ''If they can get past him they can have the fuckin bike!'' They did of course,and the dog looked very pleased with himself the next morning....sorry,but dogs don't have loyalty to their owner!
In and out of jobs, running free
Waging war with society
Indeed.Originally Posted by Motu
Our dog would initially bark loudly at any strange noises, but once anybody got close to him, he'd be their best mate. I only hoped that any potential burglars were riding bicycles, because the site of them made him go nuts with excitement, hoping to be able to go for a good fast run. A burglar on a bike wouldn't be allowed to steal anything until he'd 'gone walkies' with the dog first.
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....![]()
i have a very large maglite for this exact eventuality.Originally Posted by Wolf
just in case any intruders need "illumination".
a little less overt than a baseball bat, and easier to swing in a hallway.
I am Jack's complete lack of remorse .
my dog bites strangers on the propertyOriginally Posted by Badcat
even had a go at my other half one night when i was on my own.....but loves kids go figure and yet she is no pit bull just a wannabe
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Feisty by name Feisty by nature...![]()
One of the dogs I had was fiercely protective of the property while we were on it - protecting the members of her "pack". One night when the dog was outside I heard running footsteps go past the lounge window followed by the dog hitting the gate and barking her head off. What we figure happened was someone was prowling around our yard, the dog saw him(?) and went after him, he ran, jumped the gate and pissed off up the road, the dog hit the gate and sent him on his way with a good, loud "Fuck off and don't come back". It was interesting that she didn't bark until she reached the gate when he had already left the property and was presumeably accelerating up the road.
I wonder what he thought when he turned around and saw a largish German Shepherd silently bearing down on him.
No idea how she would have handled a burglar while we weren't home.
Motorbike Camping for the win!
I understand security guards are only allowed to carry a certain sized maglite, can't remember if it's the 4 or 5 cell one, as anything longer is a "weapon" - yet we can buy (and keep at home) larger maglites.Originally Posted by Badcat
Motorbike Camping for the win!
mine's a 3 cell.Originally Posted by Wolf
as they say, it's not the size of the weapon...
I am Jack's complete lack of remorse .
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