I make sure I pass every car I see ahead of me. Dunno why. It's worked so far.![]()
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Green bikes are bad luck.
A small bell under the steering head makes gremlins fall off.
Jap bikes are the work of the devil.
Jesus would of rode a Triumph twin had he been lucky enough to be born at the right time.
The south will rise again.
Good gun control is the ability to consistantly hit your target.
Black is the only true colour to paint a motorcycle,,,unless it's japanese,in which case a flame job looks good until the heat dies down an you all have to go back inside to stay warm.
The TT100 is still the best motorcycle tyre ever made.
Why do pom's drink warm beer ?,,,because Lucas also made fridges.
Why do you not hear any South African jokes,,,because they were all used up in Hamilton last night![]()
Make sure you leave with a means of paying for some gas at some stage
Tried always putting left glove on first but i've fucked that up at some stage, same bit the boots, have managed to put the socks on first though woohoo
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