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    Bike thief?


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    He won't do that again, we just give then a bit of time off at home to plan their next crime
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    Next time he tries to pinch a bike he might need to bring a mate along to lend a hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post

    I wonder what their attitude to recreational drugs is then?
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    might try that if some cunt tries stealing my bike. reckon a steak knife will do the trick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    I wonder what their attitude to recreational drugs is then?
    Not a problem with weed/hash,,,after all stonings quite popular with that lot.

    Alcohol,,,probably just chop your lips off.

    Meth,,,hang you.

    Cocaine,,your obviously an American so hang you twice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    I wonder what their attitude to recreational drugs is then?
    Wonder what certain countries attitudes towards drinking are? Or woman showing any bare skin?

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    Allahu-akbar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tigertim20 View Post
    reckon a steak knife will do the trick?
    I think so.

    A fork would be much better. It would take a lot longer.
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    and I just banged his missus ,,,,,

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    Back in my country, when someone gets caught trying to steal the bike, the wisest thing to do for him would be to run as fast as possible to the nearest police station.
    That would increase his survival odds by a bit.

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    Shades of "ChopChop Square" in Saudi......disrespectful Westerners are pushed to the front of the audience as a attitude adjustment
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