Got home from having a glorious ride to Akaroa and back and noticed my pillion seat was gone.
I must not have locked it down properly when i left Akaroa. Anyone here spot it?
Hardcore Biker
Got home from having a glorious ride to Akaroa and back and noticed my pillion seat was gone.
I must not have locked it down properly when i left Akaroa. Anyone here spot it?
Forum whore
Hahahaahh, it's supposed to have wire ties to prevent it ever being removed from the bike!Originally Posted by Asher
Forum whore
Dont you think you should mention that the missus was with you?You just have to look for her on the side of the road and the seat wont be far away...
Motherfucker Of The Year !!!
Perhaps a T- shirt would be appropriate "If you can read this, the bitch fell off"Dont you think you should mention that the missus was with you?
I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....
Dickens Cider
"wont be far away"You just have to look for her on the side of the road and the seat wont be far away...- the forces of her sphincter spasms starts a collision of gas molecules within her anal cavity causing pressure to build up, thus forming a suction cup like effect on the pillion seat.
Calculation F=AP
where F = force, A = area, P = pressure
No body move... I dropped my brain
"channellling the Pleideans"
presumably its different for girls because they have two spots to exert suction, whereas boys only one. Presumably thats why most pillions are female and most riders male. Boys have to hang on with both hands (I know I do. oooh errr)"wont be far away"
Calculation F=AP
where F = force, A = area, P = pressure
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Dickens Cider
Presuming that said female doesn't have a gapping axe wound, then yes, you would be right.
No body move... I dropped my brain
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Forum whore
Thats the reason for "panty liners" (Yes, I said Panty) If they didnt have them the suction would play havoc on the streets........
Motherfucker Of The Year !!!
Reminds me of a joke
Q. Why do ballerina's wear stockings?
A. So they don't stick to the floor when they do splits
I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....
i'm motarded
Was it a black one?
Flyboy
The missus or the seat?
Hardcore Biker
Yeah i really should have double checked that it was locked down properly and yes it has a black vinyl cover.
Born to be mild
Your missus? Hmmm, very '50 Shades of Grey'.
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