The easy way to pee on a bike

**kerryg** · 5th August 2005, 16:09

So now when you see a biker wearing a Camelback you know to watch out for a stream of warm yellow liquid spraying from his trouser leg....Eeeeewwwww

http://will.mylanders.com/outdoors/m...ad.pl?file=311

**inlinefour** · 5th August 2005, 16:16

I went for a ride around the mountian today. Ended up with the usual cager hassles. Decided to throw off a red van and was going a tad quick, then went around a 55km/h courner at about twice that. The adrenalin(sp) must have started as I'd drunk a full bottle of powerade at Hawera and did not notice it until about 40 minutes after getting home while I was watching the X games. Only problem was that I was having to check my speedo all the time, damn bike just wanted to go faster

**feistyredhead** · 5th August 2005, 16:26

Originally Posted by kerryg

So now when you see a biker wearing a Camelback you know to watch out for a stream of warm yellow liquid spraying from his trouser leg....Eeeeewwwww

http://will.mylanders.com/outdoors/m...ad.pl?file=311

oh yuck that is pathetic..

**Odin** · 5th August 2005, 16:32

It would be excellent for dealing with any tailgaters on the motorway....

but maybe the "exhaust" would have to be higher then the heel.

and go for a ride....

Gives a hole new meening to drinking and driving

**unhingedlizard** · 5th August 2005, 16:53

Pilots of fast jets are actually trained to go while in the air. In plastic bags. There was a story of a pilot who forgot to put the safety tabs in his ejector seat before going and ended up 4000feet in the air with his trousers round his ankles while his F16 buried itself into the desert below!

**Warr** · 5th August 2005, 19:05

Originally Posted by Odin

........
Gives a hole new meening to drinking and driving

That article is sooo so funny!!!
I understand the despiration of the guy after too much to

I wonder where you buy the stuff in NZ !!!

Originally Posted by feistyredhead

oh yuck that is pathetic..

Your just jealous

**Waylander** · 6th August 2005, 13:38

Originally Posted by Warr

That article is sooo so funny!!!
I understand the despiration of the guy after too much to

I wonder where you buy the stuff in NZ !!!

Your just jealous

Hmm... Not following you on any rides for a while. Atleast till I get my full helmet again.

Come to think of it there were a few spots of "water" hitting me yesterday. Funny that, with not a cloud in the sky...

(PT)

**Zed** · 6th August 2005, 13:48

Originally Posted by kerryg

So now when you see a biker wearing a Camelback you know to watch out for a stream of warm yellow liquid spraying from his trouser leg....Eeeeewwwww

http://will.mylanders.com/outdoors/m...ad.pl?file=311

He was doing well there until he mentioned his customising! Ning Nong!!

**mstriumph** · 6th August 2005, 14:16

awwwwwwww just get off the BIKE man --- or mebbe i'm slightly jealous?

**Squiggles** · 6th August 2005, 15:01

Originally Posted by kerryg

http://will.mylanders.com/outdoors/m...ad.pl?file=311

the man!

never really considered that myself, but i think i'll just stop when i need to lol

**_Gina_** · 6th August 2005, 18:25

There is always one......

**Bonez** · 6th August 2005, 20:10

Chap I use to ride with who had a bladder problem just used a bike, the pedel kind, inner tube, with willie tucked in it, running down his trouser leg. Simple and effective.

**mattt** · 6th August 2005, 20:21

Originally Posted by Bonez

Chap I use to ride with who had a bladder problem just used a bike, the pedel kind, inner tube, with willie tucked in it, running down his touser leg. Simple and effective.

Hope it wasn't the same bike tubes I use.....

........19mm diameter